Evan Peters Is the Hottest Psycho on TV, and You Shouldn't Feel Bad About Your Attraction

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Evan Peters has been playing creepy characters on American Horror Story for six seasons now (and is confirmed for a seventh!), and we're not ashamed to say that we've come to really love his dark and twisted nature. The 33-year-old actor has graced our TV screens as murderous teenager Tate Langdon, wrongfully convicted killer Kit Walker, frat boy Kyle Spencer, deformed circus performer Jimmy Darling, psycho hotel owner James March, and harsh aristocratic Edward Philippe Mott / lovable actor Rory Monahan (season six was confusing, we know).

While all of his characters are either slightly mysterious or extremely dangerous, you probably can't get him out of your head after watching an episode . . . and you're not alone. Not only is Peters an insanely good actor, completely encompassing every new character he takes on in AHS, but he also humanizes them in a way where you root for him, hope he makes it out on the other side, and ends up with, well, you. To satisfy your Evan craving while waiting for more season seven details, keep reading to see all the times you crushed hard on him, then check out seven theories about season seven.

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When Tate Langdon Lights His Mom's Boyfriend on Fire, but All You Could Focus on Was His Hotness

02

When Kit Walker Smiles and Somehow Makes an Insane Asylum Look Like the Best Place on Earth

03

When Jimmy Darling's Hair Curls Just So and Your Stomach Tightens

04

When Tate Confesses to All His Crimes and You Still Want to Go to Dinner

05

When Tate Smiles and You No Longer Care That He's a Danger to Society

06

When Tate's Twisted Mind Results in This Sexy/Angry Face

07

When Kit Walks Into a Room and Is Just Like, "Yo, What Up?"

08

When Tate Tells Violet How Much He Loves Her and You Suddenly Wish You Were Dead, Too

09

When Tate Rocks Skeleton Makeup Like Nobody's Business

10

When Kit Looks Like the Human Version of a Damn Angel

11

When James March Stares Someone Down and You Can No Longer Feel Your Legs

12

When an Undead Edward Philippe Mott Carries a Torch and Lights a Fire in Your Heart

13

When Kit Dances and Makes You Want to Be Sent Away to Briarcliff

14

When Kit Lies in Bed in His Underwear and You Want to Send Ryan Murphy a Basket of Muffins

15

When Tate Professes His Love For Violet Again and You Have to Take a Breather

16

When Kit Is Locked Away in His Cell and You Know You'd Need a Straightjacket If You Were in There With Him

17

When Kit Gets Hosed Down and You Also Immediately Need to Be

18

When Tate Tries to Save Violet and Makes You Cry Confusing Tears

19

When Kit Does Everything He Can to Be Reunited With Alma and You Want to Comfort Him Inappropriately

20

When Kyle Is Just Being a Bro and You Want to Pledge Your Life to Him

21

When Kyle Kisses Zoe and You Don't Know Where to Turn

22

When Kyle Suits Up and Makes You Want to Break Out Your LBD

23

When Edward Is Killed and So Is Your Spirit

24

Finally, When Tate Charms His Way Into Your Heart Despite Being a Complete Psycho

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