20 Reasons People Shouldn't Be Allowed on Social Media

Sometimes, humans are the worst. We scoured our social media feeds for the most-annoying things people post on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram — and came up with these 20 Internet crimes. These are the things that make you go "ew," "just stop," "no," and "BUT WHY." Without further ado, the posts that deserve a giant thumbs-down. Source: Getty / Robyn Beck

01

The cryptic message about feeling . . . *depressed*

And then people are like, "WHAT'S WRONG?! R U OKAY?"
And then they're like, "I don't want to talk about it."

02

Extremist, borderline-psycho political rants

Your opinion is not welcome here. Source: MTV

03

Getting a million Candy Crush invites

Because every single one of them will be ignored.

04

Photos of a disgusting injury

Some things you can't unsee.

05

Vacation-photo overkill

There should be a legal limit. On fun.

06

Getting invited to random events

If you could just stop, that'd be great. Source: Imgur

07

When someone posts a bad picture of you

SO rude.

08

Posting song lyrics with ZERO context

Nobody wants to decode your life through Drake lyrics. Source: Imgur

09

Very, very frequent relationship updates

Public displays of happiness . . . GROSS. Don't need that date-night selfie.

10

Babies as profile pictures

Not because we hate babies, but it's just awkward when a baby who can't talk posts on Facebook. Source: Imgur

11

#Blessed

Careful.

12

Phantom tagging

You were not there. DO NOT TAG YOURSELF. Photo: Nicole Nguyen

13

Photo collages for every single one of your sorority sisters' birthdays

SMH.

14

Gross pictures of food

Not #foodporn. Source: Imgur

15

Significant others who never comment on or "like" any of your statuses

Aka the phantom boyfriend/girlfriend.

16

Pregnancy updates every. single. day.

We get it. Your belly has a tiny human in it.

17

Gym selfies, bathroom selfies, and sexy selfies

Just, no.

18

The humblebrag

Grrrrr. Source: Twitter user Humblebrag

19

Pictures of couples making out

Seriously. Seriously?!

20

When long-lost relatives comment on every photo and status

How to begin . . . please shut up.

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