Politics bring out the weirdest (and worst) in people, especially around a presidential election — so it makes sense that the politicians and their supporters would sell some weird-ass paraphernalia online. Last week, Rand Paul announced his bid for the presidency, and his website is full of product gems. He's not the only one, though — people are bound to buy Hillary Clinton products from her supporter website after she announced that she's running on Sunday. There's also a Ted Cruz coloring book for kiddos and other eclectic accessories from Jeb Bush fans, although he hasn't formally announced his running. Ahead, check 'em all out in their kooky glory.
If your pooch has particularly political inclinations, be sure to dress him in this Hillary Clinton dog hoodie ($35).
"We need a president who can see clearly, so why not start with one that knows vision and sight better than any other candidate," reads Rand Paul's site description of this eye chart ($20).
Rand Paul didn't write the Constitution, but he'll be damned if he won't sell you a signed one for $1,000.
For your daily dose of inspiration, just tack this Hillary poster ($20) above your bed.
If you worry about the government watching you watch Netflix, invest in Rand Paul's state-of-the-art spy cam blocker ($15).
If you think Hillary Clinton rocks, show it off by drinking your whiskey on the rocks in these branded glasses ($25 for four).
Also known as freedom paddles, these Rand on a Stick doodads will only cost you $35 for 12.
Your headphones will look way cooler with "conservative" written along the band ($20 for three).
What better way to discuss politics than with a politically koozied ($25 for six) beer in hand?
For a mere $35, you can gift your friends with a life-size Rand Paul birthday card.
Your couch will look so much better with this large, Rand-emblazoned throw blanket ($75) on top.
Little kids love coloring pictures of political ideas, right? Get them Ted Cruz's coloring book ($5) . . . it's what they really want.
I mean, look at those fun illustrations!
Your toes can be cozy and politically inclined while decked out in Rand socks ($15).
Never answer a call without showing off your political views thanks to this Jeb 2016 phone case ($13).
Rest your feet on these Rand Paul car mats ($70 each) while you listen to talk radio on your morning drive.