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Megan Fox Crazy Quotes Quiz

20 Questions: Did Megan Fox Say This Crazy Quote?

In addition to being a superhot mom and all-around sight for sore eyes, Megan Fox is also incredibly candid when it comes to talking to the press. While promoting her latest film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Megan has been making some pretty kooky statements about everything from her love of astrology and spirit animals to her sex symbol status and "beast" of a son, 6-month-old Bodhi. Though lots of Megan's quotes over the years could be considered a little off-the-wall, we're putting some of her crazier ones to the test — can you guess whether Megan said the following quotes? You might be surprised.

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"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing."

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"[My spirit animal is] a wolf because I'm a Taurus and a tiger."

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"When angels fly inside your heart, that's when you can fly."

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"I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting."

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"My vagina hurts when I watch gymnastics."

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"I feel like I got a ticket to go to another planet and I'm moving there and there's no turning back, and I don't know if I'm going to like that other planet or have friends there."

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"Zac Efron is my obsession — we're the same person. We're not actually here; it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."

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"I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. In the church I go to, during praise and worship, I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues."

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"I don't care what the media says because I don't Google myself, so I don't care because it's a bunch of people that maybe one time in their life, they dreamt about being a journalist, and then they became what they are."

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"I would eat Robert Pattinson, so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty."

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"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'You totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'"

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“It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is."

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"Bigfoot's real, and I have confidence in myself that if I were ever to be taken out on an expedition, I would be the one to find Bigfoot."

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"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."

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"I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties."

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"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like — you can smell the warmth in the fart."

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"I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D. If you're feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or if you live in a place that has heavy Winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine."

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"You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, 'Why is everything so easy for me?' I can't wait for something crazy to f*cking happen to me. I want someone to f*ck me over!"

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"Boys in their 20s are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his 30s.”

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"I don't understand why people don't have a f*cking sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic."

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