Michael Fassbender in a Fitted White Shirt Is All You Need to See Today

If Michael Fassbender emerging from a car in a fitted white shirt and sunglasses doesn't have you feeling things, check your pulse — you're probably dead. Honestly, the guy shouldn't be allowed in public without a warning label. Attention, expectant mothers, those with heart conditions or abnormal blood pressure, or anyone prone to motion sickness or dizziness: you should NOT look through these photos of Fassbender at SXSW without a doctor's note. And whatever you do, don't watch the trailer for Song by Song. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Those pecs, though.
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Those pecs, though.

I'm not blushing, YOU'RE BLUSHING.
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I'm not blushing, YOU'RE BLUSHING.

Nope.
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Nope.

But, like, that shirt.
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But, like, that shirt.

It hugs. all. the. right. places.
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It hugs. all. the. right. places.

Sunglasses off or on, it's a win-win.
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Sunglasses off or on, it's a win-win.

It actually isn't fair.
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It actually isn't fair.

Searching for words.
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Searching for words.

. . .
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. . .

It's just a lot to take in.
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It's just a lot to take in.

That swept hair.
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That swept hair.

Arms. Just ARMS.
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Arms. Just ARMS.

Yep.
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Yep.

Hai.
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Hai.

Bye.
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Bye.

We are not worthy of that smile.
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We are not worthy of that smile.

Proof that Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender can be in the same room without the universe imploding.
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Proof that Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender can be in the same room without the universe imploding.

The world's luckiest denim jacket.
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The world's luckiest denim jacket.

Arms, part three.
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Arms, part three.

At this point I'm actually just dead.
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At this point I'm actually just dead.

Can you get pregnant from a photo? Asking for a friend.
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Can you get pregnant from a photo? Asking for a friend.