A Definitive Ranking of the Best Butts on Game of Thrones
We've been through a lot with Game of Thrones. So much, in fact, that we're pretty much irrevocably scarred for life because of all the damage it's done. It's so easy to forget, though, that we've had lots of good times too. We've already ranked the hottest guys on Game of Thrones, but there's one important thing we need to rank: all those butts. With the showstopping season seven finale behind us, there's not much else to cling to. We're remembering (and maybe rating/judging) all the best bare bottoms in Westeros.
If you ask us, Selyse Baratheon's face says it all. She's married to Stannis, and she's still like, "Damn."
Yes, these two are the worst, but there must be something to being the worst that also gives you a really good butt.
You can't survive beyond the wall without having some wonderful assets to back you up, you feel?
Yes, she literally just slept with her twin brother, but you can still put confusion aside and say, "That is nice."
Even underneath all that dirt, you can certainly tell Jaime Lannister has one fine behind.
Mother of Dragons. Mother of Butts.
Let's lay it out here. Ramsay has a really nice booty, but we're docking points for his overall awful personality, his maniacal tendencies, and that awful Sansa rape scene.
One of the best butts in Westeros belongs to Olyvar. He's the squire for Loras Tyrell to start (and he later incriminates him), and he also offers his services to Oberyn. We're on board every time.
C'mon, if you're going to be a fearsome, totally ripped Dothraki warrior, you're obviously going to have a nice butt to go with it. And Khal Drogo certainly didn't let us down.
There's a reason Robb Stark reneged on his arranged marriage. It's this butt. This butt is the reason.
Brienne of Tarth
Dang, girl! Who would have known there was a sweet booty underneath all that armor? Even Jaime Lannister can't make sense of what he's seeing.
We finally got the love scene with Grey Worm that we always wanted, even though we had to wait until season seven to get it. But, I mean, it was clearly worth the wait.
We've got double the butts here, but you barely even notice Talisa's in the presence of Robb Stark's. This one is almost as good as it gets. Almost.
The best part about the love scene between Missandei and Grey Worm is that it showed off not one but two quality booties.
We'd look at Daario's butt any way at any time, for any reason. For the longest time, Daario was our number one. But, well, he kind of left. And also, an even more marvelous butt has taken our attention away.
Now that Jon Snow has shown his real butt in all his glory, we can officially pass proper judgment. And, well, he's clearly usurped the top spot. Like, wow.