Game of Thrones Season 7 Finale Recap
49 Reactions We Had While Watching the Mind-Blowing Game of Thrones Finale
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Warning: GIANT Game of Thrones spoilers below!
After a low-key premiere, season seven of Game of Thrones kicked into overdrive. It's felt like each one of the six episodes since then has somehow managed to be more jaw-dropping, action-packed, and full of so many twists and turns that, at this point, we've honestly lost count. Fortunately, the finale does not disappoint in the slightest.
Since "The Dragon and the Wolf" is the longest episode in Game of Thrones history, obviously a lot goes down. A steamy sex scene? A surprise death? AND the freakin' Wall comes down?! Hold on to your dragons, y'all, because this recap is going to be one wild ride.
1 When Bronn Can't Resist Cracking a Few Jokes about the Unsullied Being Eunuchs
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2 When the Dothraki Literally Come Screaming Into the Scene
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3 When Jon and Co. Sail Up to King's Landing With the Wight
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4 When The Hound Wakes Up the Wight on the Ship and It's Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
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5 When Tyrion, Bronn, and Podrick Have an Adorable Reunion
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6 When The Hound Finds Out Arya Is Still Alive From Brienne and Tries to Hide That He Cares
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7 When It's Quiet in the Dragon Pit . . . Too Quiet . . .
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8 But Then Daenerys Makes the Greatest Entrance of All Time on Drogon's Back
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9 And at the Same Time, You're Thinking, "Girl, Why Did You Even Come?"
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10 When The Hound and The Mountain Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
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11 When Cersei and Daenerys Stare Each Other Down
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12 When Cersei Commands Euron to Sit Down and Stop Making Fun of Tyrion
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13 When The Hound Brings Out the Wight, but It Doesn't Leap Out Right Away
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14 But Then It Attacks Cersei and It's Like a Scene Out of The Walking Dead
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15 When The Hound Chops the Wight in Half and It Keeps Moving, So You Know Cersei Has to Believe Them Now
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16 And Cersei Totally Looks Like She May or May Not Have Just Peed Her Pants With Fear
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17 When Jon Snow Stands Up to Cersei and Lays Down the Law
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18 When a Very Scared Euron Dumps Cersei So He Can Take His Fleet Back to the Iron Islands
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19 When Tyrion Goes to Talk to Cersei Alone, With Not a Soul to Protect Him
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20 And They Have a Very Tense Chat About How Tyrion Ruined Their Family
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21 So Tyrion Just Starts Chugging Wine
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22 When Cersei Actually Agrees to Send Some Lannister Forces North to Help After Talking to Tyrion
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23 When Jon Tells Daenerys She's "Not Like Everybody Else"
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24 When Sansa Finds Out Jon Bent the Knee to Dany and Is SO Over It
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25 So Littlefinger Uses That as a Way to Manipulate Her Against Both Jon AND Arya
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26 When Dany Says She'll Sail North With Jon, and You Wonder If They're Going to FINALLY Get It On
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27 When Jon Forgives Theon in an Emotional Heart-to-Heart
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28 When Theon Has a Brutal Fight With the Ironborn, Which He Essentially Wins Because He Literally Has No Balls
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29 When Sansa Summons Arya to the Great Hall and You Know Something Is About to Go Down
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30 When You Realize Arya and Sansa Are Working Together and Set a Trap For Littlefinger
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31 When Littlefinger Cries on His Knees Begging For His Life, but Sansa DGAF
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32 When Arya Kills Him by Casually Walking Up to Him and Slitting His Throat
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33 When Cersei Tells Jaime That She Was Lying and Isn't Sending Any Forces to Help Stop the White Walkers
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34 And She Reveals Euron Isn't Actually Going Back to the Iron Islands but to Essos to Get the Lannisters More Forces
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35 Which Disgusts Jaime, So He Leaves Her to Go North Himself
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36 But Then You Start Worrying That Jaime Will Die Fighting a White Walker in Season 8
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37 When Sam Arrives in Winterfell, and He and Bran Put Together the Fact Jon Isn't a Bastard
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38 When Bran Flashes Back to Rhaegar and Lyanna's Wedding and Discovers That Jon's Real Name Is Aegon Targaryen
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39 When Jon and Dany Board a Ship Going North, and the Sexual Tension Between Them Is Undeniable
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40 When He Goes to Her Bedroom Later That Night . . .
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41 And Then She Invites Him Inside and They Shut the Door!
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42 OMG THEY'RE DOING IT AND THEY'RE IN LOVE, LIFE IS GRAND
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43 When You're Looking For a Sh*t to Give About People Who Think It's Too Incestuous
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44 When You Thought the Episode Was Over but Then It Cuts to the White Walker Army
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45 AND THE NIGHT KING IS RIDING VISERION
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46 When Viserion Breathes Blue Fire and Part of the Freakin' Wall COMES DOWN
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47 And Tormund and Beric Are Trapped on the Wall!
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48 When the Whole White Walker Army Crosses the Wall Into the North
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49 When You Realize We'll Have to Wait Forever to Find Out What Happens Next
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