Keira Knightley Has No Idea How Love Actually Ends, and It’s (Actually) Hilarious

Before Keira Knightley dedicated herself to starring exclusively — and excellently — in period films, the British actress appeared in a little movie called Love Actually. The 2003 rom-com follows a group of interconnected people through London over the holidays, checking in with them and their various struggles and triumphs with romance. It's since gone on to become a Christmas favorite, even spawning a "minisequel" last year. But you know who isn't an ardent fan of the film? Keira herself, who has apparently only seen it once (to be fair, I personally would rather fling myself off the nearest bridge than hear the sound of my own voice, so this seems understandable).

When she and Nutcracker and the Four Realms costar Mackenzie Foy recently down with Wired for one of their autocomplete interviews, she revealed she has no recollection of how the film ends, or who her character ends up with, which I find hilarious.

"Oh, I don't remember! Who do I end up with in Love Actually?" she stage whispers with a horrified expression. "I'm with my husband, aren't I? Aren't I with Chiwetel Ejiofor? Yeah? I've only seen it once, and it was a really long time ago. Am I? I don't go off with Andrew Lincoln?"

She did happen to recall where her character's home in the film was, however, immediately telling the camera that it's located in London's Notting Hill neighborhood. In case you need a refresher — or in case you're reading this, Keira — let's take a quick, festive walk down memory lane to break down who her character truly does end up with.

So this is Juliet (Knightley) and Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor), who begin the film by getting married.
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So this is Juliet (Knightley) and Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor), who begin the film by getting married.

Love Actually fans have collectively decided not to hold Juliet's hideous wedding dress against her. The early '00s were a difficult time for fashion!

During their wedding, they get surprised by a gorgeous choir performance arranged by Peter's best man, Mark (Andrew Lincoln).
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During their wedding, they get surprised by a gorgeous choir performance arranged by Peter's best man, Mark (Andrew Lincoln).

Spoiler alert: it's cute AF!

This is Mark, by the way. He has awful taste in sweaters and treats Juliet like crap.
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This is Mark, by the way. He has awful taste in sweaters and treats Juliet like crap.

When she asks him for footage of her and Peter's wedding, which he was videotaping, she discovers that he only took zoomed in shots of her. Which is, you know, a bit creepy.

But, as we find out, it's only because he's in love with her, but never wanted to ruin anything for Peter.
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But, as we find out, it's only because he's in love with her, but never wanted to ruin anything for Peter.

Alright, Mark.

That being said, he *does* show up on Juliet and Peter's doorstep to declare his feelings for her.
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That being said, he *does* show up on Juliet and Peter's doorstep to declare his feelings for her.

This grand romantic gesture hasn't aged well, to be quite honest with you, but we're going to give it the same pass we did Juliet's wedding dress for the sake of time.

He holds up this sign. It's cute! It's creepy! Just let it happen.
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He holds up this sign. It's cute! It's creepy! Just let it happen.

Juliet gives him a kiss and an A for effort, and then he walks away, at peace with being an emotional terrorist.
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Juliet gives him a kiss and an A for effort, and then he walks away, at peace with being an emotional terrorist.

I swear I really like this movie. I'm just calling it how it is, people.

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There you have it, Keira!