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Tips For an All-Black Wardrobe

15 Things People Who Only Wear Black Understand

Some call you unadventurous, while others say you're undoubtedly chic. You know who you are: the one friend who wears all-black everything, all the time. Regardless of how much crap you get about your predictable color choices, at least you look good no matter what you have on. If your entire wardrobe looks like the grim reaper's dream, you'll surely understand the following 15 things.

  1. Getting asked if you own any other colors.
  2. Being able to get dressed easily in the mornings because nothing will clash.
  3. Always burning up on a hot day.


  4. Owning multiple staples in one color. Black.
  5. Looking Halloween-ready all year long.
  6. Passing on an item because it doesn't come in black.


  7. Getting annoyed when your clothes are fading to a dark gray.
  8. Needing a lint roller at all times.
  9. Never looking underdressed even if you are.


  10. Barely getting by at any themed party.
  11. Being asked repeatedly if you're going to a funeral.
  12. Never having to worry about stains.


  13. Being able to get away with wearing the same jeans multiple days in a row.
  14. Relishing online shopping sites that can be filtered by color.
  15. Realizing your closet looks like the most depressing color spectrum, but you wouldn't have it any other way.
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