The era of baggy shorts is over. And mesh shorts are only acceptable in Myrtle Beach or the buzzer waiting room at Applebee's.
Get rid of the Ivy League apparel, unless you like barefoot running on a treadmill or pursed-lipped nodding at every person you pass on the trail.
When it comes to name brands, Under Armour is for guys who think Chateaubriand is a French cabernet.
These Birddogs are the best shorts on the planet — perfect for the gym, playing tennis, or (how I use them) chasing a toddler around a playground.
While you're at it, spend less time on a treadmill and more time playing a competitive sport. After all, the squash court is an extension of the office.