It's looking like a long, hard Summer for the American Northeast. When a New Jersey news site published their daily Accuweather report on Tuesday, readers couldn't help noticing something sensual about their daily forecast. Spoiler alert: it looked like a giant d*ck. With a storm front moving in to penetrate the region, the phallic forecast had everyone's minds on wiener weather. But don't worry, getting hot and bothered about the weather patterns wasn't an issue thanks to heavy showers! While this is the first time we've seen a forecast that was "cloudy with a chance of penis," we can't say we're mad about it. Now . . . how many inches are we expecting tomorrow?