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Sexy Halloween Costumes Gone Wrong

From Infants to Corn Cobs — Sexy Halloween Costumes That Just Aren't Sexy

September 23, 2017 by Tara Block

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From Infants to Corn Cobs — Sexy Halloween Costumes That Just Aren't Sexy

How low can you go? When it comes to inappropriately sexy Halloween costumes, pretty damn low. Look, a sexy superhero is one thing, but when you take something simple and pure — like, say, a baby — you've gone too far. Check out these sexy Halloween costumes from Yandy and Spirit Halloween that never should have been.

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EmiliaKoiler1370721671 3 years

The minion one is not that bad, really.... at least it covers all of that models butt. Most of these probably don't. And, my daughter and her friends are 12 and they love minions and so does her older sister. The indiginous people I would just wear as pochohantas. It looks good enough for me.

Justin15001917 3 years

I really like the shower costume, very creative and fun! And let's face it, showering can be sexy, when you share it with a special someone!

ewells1 3 years

Agree with all of these EXCEPT the leg lamp - I can't deny that I like that one; it's cheeky.

Smacks83 7 years

Firstly, just because people keep confusing the two. The chick in the pic isn't supposed to be Hermione, its supposed to be Harry (only he wears those glasses!). Secondly, KadBunny: I love the Mario idea. Although the only way I could think of it being "sexy" but still really funny is if you did the booty-short overalls AND the big-*ss push-broom hairy lip piece!

weffie 7 years

As someone on Texts From Last Night put it... i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty" lol it's no wonder these exist, there's demand.

Sherellj 7 years

agree not sexy

KadBunny 7 years

I'm tired of the painfully, obviously sexified costumes, I mean I went as Mario last year and I could have easily sewn overall booty shorts instead but what's the point in ruining the spirit of his character? Oh cause he's not interesting enough already? It adds a kick? ahaha. Yeah. I guess you only get one day in a year to dress slutty in public and get away with it. But of course, that's just me. tis a free country~

snarkypants 7 years

the one i hate the most is the slutty bumblebee. ew. it's a bug. not sexy. just annoying.

lawdawg08 7 years

lol...i thought they were all pretty hot!!!

chloe-bella 7 years

I agree with Anon, these are supposed to be funny (except for the Clown which is creepy, and a couple that are borderline racist). Taking the joke a bit further, I once knew a girl who dressed up as a "slutty Fidel Castro" for Halloween. She glued on a full beard, but wore a super short military-style dress. It was hilarious, and designed to make fun of the concept that girls tend to turn anything into a slutty costume on Halloween. People who really just want to look slutty go for an un-original playboy bunny outfit, or some other combo of lingerie and animal ears. I doubt anyone who actually wears the Spongebob costume thinks they look sexy in it - it's supposed to be a joke!

Where was the sexy Freddy Kruger? Sexy Jason from Friday the 13th? Now those are beyond weird sexy costumes!

staple-salad 7 years

The only ones of these I agree with is sexy Spongebob and Carebear. Maid is a staple. Furries (the bear and panda) are for, well, furries. Hermione is HOTT, lets face it. Native Americans can be sexy too... who says that you can only be sexy if you're from a colonial super power or developed nation? Smurfette is the only hot smurff, and her dress is about as short as that costume's.

Pistil 7 years

Some things just do not translate well into sexy. I've seen a "sexy" Finding Nemo costume. A clown fish. From a children's film. I'm afraid this slide show is only a small sampling of all the ridiculous costumes out there.

krrobi 7 years

Doesn't it make ya kind of wonder why women are looked at as sex objects without brains?