Are Doughnuts Better Than Boyfriends? Of Course, Here Are 17 Reasons Why
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If you don't love doughnuts, this post is not for you. So go away. If you do love doughnuts, congratulations! You are a wonderful person with an educated palate. Doughnuts are a glorious creation. So glorious, in fact, that we believe women could sustain themselves on the love of the pastry over the love of a human man. Here are many practical reasons why doughnuts are so much better than a boyfriend.
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You can see right through doughnuts.
You never have to worry about them pretending to be something they're not.
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Doughnuts are utterly addicting.
Can't get enough of those powdered sugar ones, am I right?
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Doughnuts still look delicious after you bite them.
Could you say the same about your boyfriend?
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You can dress doughnuts up and they won't complain.
Getting a boyfriend into a tux is a whole other story.
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You won't be nervous to bring doughnuts around your family.
No duh — they will love your doughnuts.
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Once you see doughnuts, you can't take your eyes off of them.
You get sick of a boyfriend after a while.
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Doughnuts are always willing to cheer you up.
They're just sitting there waiting for you to devour them.
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You can choose the exact doughnut that you want out of a glass case.
If only boyfriends worked that way.
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Doughnuts won't reach down your shirt without asking.
You'll put them in your shirt if you want them there.
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