Why Doughnuts Are Better Than a Boyfriend
Are Doughnuts Better Than Boyfriends? Of Course, Here Are 17 Reasons Why
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If you don't love doughnuts, this post is not for you. So go away. If you do love doughnuts, congratulations! You are a wonderful person with an educated palate. Doughnuts are a glorious creation. So glorious, in fact, that we believe women could sustain themselves on the love of the pastry over the love of a human man. Here are many practical reasons why doughnuts are so much better than a boyfriend.
1 You can see right through doughnuts.
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2 Doughnuts are there for you in the middle of the night.
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3 Doughnuts are utterly addicting.
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4 Doughnuts still look delicious after you bite them.
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5 You can dress doughnuts up and they won't complain.
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6 You won't be nervous to bring doughnuts around your family.
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7 Doughnuts are so flexible.
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8 Everyone on the planet admires a good doughnut.
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9 Once you see doughnuts, you can't take your eyes off of them.
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10 Doughnuts are always willing to cheer you up.
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11 You can choose the exact doughnut that you want out of a glass case.
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12 Doughnuts always have time for you.
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13 You will never get sick of doughnuts.
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14 Doughnuts won't reach down your shirt without asking.
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15 Doughnuts are easy to handle.
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16 Doughnuts will never say no to you.
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17 Doughnuts are all you will ever need.
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