50 Signs You're a Basic B*tch and Proud of It

Basic b*tches have been getting a bad rap lately, and you know what? The haters are missing out because being basic is, well, basically the best thing ever. So what if you're obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, #manicuremonday, and Forever 21 — enjoying things that lots of other girls love doesn't make you lame. It means you have good taste, duh. It's time to shout from the rooftops (of Target because that's your fave store) and claim, "I'm a basic b*tch, and I'm proud of it!" If you're not sure you qualify for this liberating declaration, check out 50 signs that you're totes basic and loving it . . . Source: Getty / Noel Vasquez

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You love pumpkin spice EVERYTHING.
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You love pumpkin spice EVERYTHING.

Lattes, candles, ice cream, cookies . . . pizza. You will buy it all, and it still won't be enough.

02
Your cat eyeliner will never be good enough.
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Your cat eyeliner will never be good enough.

03
You abbreviate all adjectives.
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You abbreviate all adjectives.

04
You're always down to get some froyo.
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You're always down to get some froyo.

05
You love the drama of the <b>Real Housewives of Orange County</b>. . .
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You love the drama of the <b>Real Housewives of Orange County</b>. . .

06
And the <b> Real Housewives of Atlanta</b>. . .
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And the <b> Real Housewives of Atlanta</b>. . .

08
You shop at Forever 21 on the regular.

You shop at Forever 21 on the regular.

09
You take Meredith Grey's advice very seriously.
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You take Meredith Grey's advice very seriously.

10
Viva La Juicy is your signature scent.

Viva La Juicy is your signature scent.

11
A pink velour tracksuit has touched your body . . .

A pink velour tracksuit has touched your body . . .

12
And so has a Hollister shirt.

And so has a Hollister shirt.

13
Your love for <b>Mean Girls</b> quotes is infinite.
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Your love for <b>Mean Girls</b> quotes is infinite.

15
Admit it, you have taken a fitting room selfie.

Admit it, you have taken a fitting room selfie.

16
You will never ever get rid of your Uggs.

You will never ever get rid of your Uggs.

17
You and Lauren Conrad, like, so relate.

You and Lauren Conrad, like, so relate.

Source: MTV

18
You find shopping at Target to be pure bliss.
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You find shopping at Target to be pure bliss.

19
Fall is your favorite holiday, because sweaters.
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Fall is your favorite holiday, because sweaters.

20
You cry every time you watch The Notebook.
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You cry every time you watch The Notebook.

22
You feel that <b>Twilight</b> was an important love story for our generation.
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You feel that <b>Twilight</b> was an important love story for our generation.

23
You love a good box of wine.
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You love a good box of wine.

24
You are on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.

You are on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.

25
Khloé is your favorite Kardashian.
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Khloé is your favorite Kardashian.

26
Bagels are the base of your food pyramid.

Bagels are the base of your food pyramid.

27
You react very strongly to the words Las Vegas.
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You react very strongly to the words Las Vegas.

29
You wind down from a stressful day with Pinterest.
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You wind down from a stressful day with Pinterest.

30
You have thrown or attended a wine and cheese party.
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You have thrown or attended a wine and cheese party.

31
You have gone to Coachella . . . or any music festival, for that matter.

You have gone to Coachella . . . or any music festival, for that matter.

32
You have tried to "smize."
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You have tried to "smize."

33
You really LOVE going to brunch.

You really LOVE going to brunch.

34
You religiously watch The Bachelor, and Juan Pablo was so ew.
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You religiously watch The Bachelor, and Juan Pablo was so ew.

36
You have your own personal Nicholas Sparks library.

You have your own personal Nicholas Sparks library.

37
You always have Chipotle on your mind.
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You always have Chipotle on your mind.

38
You don't understand how Ryan Gosling can be so beautiful.

You don't understand how Ryan Gosling can be so beautiful.

Source: FilmDistrict

39
One of your life goals is to purchase Louboutins.

One of your life goals is to purchase Louboutins.

40
You would never leave the house without doing your eyebrows.

You would never leave the house without doing your eyebrows.

Source: VH1

41
You drink vodka cranberries because low-calorie options are totes vital.
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You drink vodka cranberries because low-calorie options are totes vital.

42
You and your friends talk about which Sex and the City girls you would be.
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You and your friends talk about which Sex and the City girls you would be.

43
You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy.

You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy.

44
You wish Beyoncé was your personal dance coach.

You wish Beyoncé was your personal dance coach.

45
Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi.

Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi.

46
You have tried and failed at twerking.
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You have tried and failed at twerking.

47
It's an iPhone or no phone at all, naturally.

It's an iPhone or no phone at all, naturally.

48
You crank that Adele on blast after a bad breakup.

You crank that Adele on blast after a bad breakup.

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You use the term "basic." All. The. Time.
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You use the term "basic." All. The. Time.