1. Buy a bunch of candy, and eat it.
This one's sweet and simple. Visit your local CVS (or Walgreens, if you're a hipster like that), buy a crap ton of candy, and eat a lot of it. Not all of it, but a lot of it. Extra points if you grab one of those big bags of mixed sweets plastered with fun Halloween cartoons on the front of it. Just be mindful that one extra candy corn could potentially throw you over the edge if you've been shoveling 'em in your mouth for three hours straight. But I say, have at it . . . Halloween only comes once a year! Huzza!
2. Play scary games with a friend.
Since you're lazy, invite one or two friends over (seriously, two TOPS — any more than that and you have to play hostess, which is too much work). Play a few classic scary games for a Halloween that's all that (note: some of these DO require you to leave your couch. Hope you'll forgive me). Hide-and-seek in the dark is fun at any age. Bloody Mary is timeless. And Midnight Man seems freaky AF. To spice up the night even more, keep a pack or two of beer close by. Hell, invest in a ouija board if your heart so desires.
3. Edit spine-chilling pics on your phone.
Download Corpse Cam if you're on iOS, or Rotten Friends Happy Halloween if you're on Android. Spend your night transforming all your besties into ghastly creatures, and posting all over social media (with their permission, of course). Yay!
