These Swear Word Beach Towels Will Make Your Days in the Sun So Much F*cking Better

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If you thought that a day lounging poolside or with the sand between your toes at the beach couldn't get any better, then you clearly haven't met these swear word beach towels yet. Not only are they absorbent AF and quick drying thanks to tightly coiled microfiber, but each one features a dirty-mouthed, but still clever, phrase that's begging for you to selfie the hell out of yourself. As the towel's creator Firebox says, "Spread this bad boy out on the sand and park your ass. You're on holiday and it's your duty to relax." While some are a bit more NSFW than others, we love them all the same. Each towel costs about $33, though some are on clearance at the moment so you might just get lucky!

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It's F*cking Boiling Towel
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It's F*cking Boiling Towel

You could politely declare that it's getting hot outside or just use this It's F*cking Boiling Towel ($33) to let people know how you really feel.

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Basic Beach Towel
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Basic Beach Towel

Just go ahead and own it with this Basic Beach Towel ($11, originally $21).

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Not Today Satan Towel​
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Not Today Satan Towel​

We're not sure if this Not Today Satan Towel ($33) will bring you good luck, but it'll at least serve as a warning to others to check themselves before approaching.

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Salty AF Towel
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Salty AF Towel

Salty — get it? This double entendre Salty AF Towel ($11, originally $21) is perfect for a day at the beach.

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It's Britney, Beach Towel
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It's Britney, Beach Towel

Pay tribute to one of pop's greatest queens with this It's Britney, Beach Towel ($33).