20 Calming Manatee Memes That Perfectly Describe Your Life

By Maggie Panos
Calming Manatee
Calming Manatee

Looking for a meme perfect for every occasion? Look no further than the Calming Manatee. Unless you're the one person in the world who is petrified of manatees, the gentle sea cows have a profoundly calming effect. Paired together with reassuring phrases, the Calming Manatee's ability to make you feel better is unparalleled. For years, I've been using Calming Manatee memes to quell my greatest fears, and now it's time to share them with the world. Behold, the most magical marine meme of all time.

01
When You're at a Party and Your Ex Shows Up

When You're at a Party and Your Ex Shows Up

Stand up straight and laugh like you've never laughed before.

02
When You Slept Through Your Alarm and It's 11 a.m. on Wednesday

When You Slept Through Your Alarm and It's 11 a.m. on Wednesday

On the bright side, no line at Starbucks.

03
When You Can't Get That One Person to Like You

When You Can't Get That One Person to Like You

You don't even like that person.

04
When You Walk Past the Ice Cream Store on Friday

When You Walk Past the Ice Cream Store on Friday

OK, so you drove to the ice cream store. Whatever.

05
When You Need a Friend to Listen to Your Office Drama

When You Need a Friend to Listen to Your Office Drama

That girl from sales totally stole your lunch right from the fridge.

06
When You Wake Up and Look in the Mirror and You Just Can't

When You Wake Up and Look in the Mirror and You Just Can't

Someone out there is ALWAYS having a worse hair day than you.

07
When Your Co-Worker Gets the Promotion You Wanted

When Your Co-Worker Gets the Promotion You Wanted

You're prettier than she is, anyway.

08
When You Overhear People Gossiping About You

When You Overhear People Gossiping About You

Don't even give them the time of day, honey.

09
When You're Just Having a Bad Day

When You're Just Having a Bad Day

Not everything needs to be "great" all the time.

10
When You're Getting Hangry

When You're Getting Hangry

Everyone will appreciate your talents more when you're well-fed.

11
When You Have a Skype Date With Your Best Friend and Your Computer Dies

When You Have a Skype Date With Your Best Friend and Your Computer Dies

There's always FaceTime!

12
When You're Getting Discouraged About Your New Healthy Lifestyle

When You're Getting Discouraged About Your New Healthy Lifestyle

Maybe back away from the ice cream store . . . every day except for Friday.

13
When You've Had a Rough Week

When You've Had a Rough Week

Or hot chocolate. Let's be real.

14
When You Get to the Gym

When You Get to the Gym

Will I? WILL I?

15
When Your Friend Is Going Through a Harsh Breakup

When Your Friend Is Going Through a Harsh Breakup

Let's settle for Netflix.

16
When You Haven't Been to the Grocery Store in Two Weeks

When You Haven't Been to the Grocery Store in Two Weeks

It's not your fault lettuce wilts so quickly.

17
When You Triumphantly Delete Your Ex's Number From Your Phone

When You Triumphantly Delete Your Ex's Number From Your Phone

But then you realize that if they call you, you won't know not to answer.

18
Then When They Call You

Then When They Call You

How DARE they.

19
When You Get Into "Forever Alone" Mode

When You Get Into "Forever Alone" Mode

You'll feel better tomorrow.

20
And Finally, When You're Catching Up on Game of Thrones

And Finally, When You're Catching Up on Game of Thrones

F*ck that guy.