No matter where we go on vacation, when we travel outside of our country, we're a tourist. And we're prone to do the most touristy things whether we like to admit it or not (selfies in front of the Eiffel Tower anyone?). Most of us have imagined ourselves as Julia Roberts in Eat Pray Love, or at least dreamt about visiting heavenly places around us or trekking to the most remote parts of the world. But just like any traveler abroad, we often don't know the language, customs, or even basic etiquettes like how much to tip or where to get WiFi. Sometimes you just can't hide the fact that you're a tourist, so you embrace the feeling, throw up the peace sign, and get ready for an adventure.
But fail miserably. What you wanted to say in French was, "I would like a croissant," but instead you said, "I am a croissant." (This actually happened.)
Nothing screams tourist more than a giant backpack, but just look at what you can carry: water, snacks, passport, money, souvenirs . . . the list goes on.
Some places make you tap it, others make you swipe or insert it into a slot — you can't keep track! So you apologize and thank the person behind you once they show you how to properly use your card.
Who knows when you'll be back here?! You bought extra storage space on iCloud to capture every sight and sound so you can show your friends and family what they missed out on. Also, this way you can relive the moments back home when vacation withdrawals set in.
You checked in at the airport on Facebook, now time for photos. OK, maybe you didn't need to upload 10 photos a day, but you secretly enjoy all the likes from your followers.
And of course, it turns out to be the worst thing you've ever eaten. You don't want to be rude, so you poke and arrange the food to make it look like you ate some. When the waiter asks how it was, you go, "I loved it!"
The locals will walk around you and give you the side eye, but you're too busy taking the perfect couple selfie and photos of monuments and buildings to care.