Monday

• 24 on FOX -The terrorists just attacked the President in Air Force One. We must get the "football" before they do - go CTU!
• NBC has Miss America, as if anyone watches that stuff anymore
• ABC has the second episode of The Bachelor with Charlie. We're down to 8 women so things are going to keep heating up - or shall I say, more kisses and more cat fights to come.
• MTV has Trippin, with Cameron which I am almost over since her voice is so irritating, however, there is a new crew including Drew and they go to Chile so I'll give it another week.

Angie is fired
Guess you have to know how to present in order to work for Mr. Trump. Angie clearly could not handle it this week. Maybe now she can get her hair colored so it does not look so hideous.

Jeez - some 18th birthday for Maria Sharapova. First the birthday party with the phat new phone as a goody bag and now she is carrying THE NEW IT bag.

She was seen shopping at the Marc Jacobs boutique in NYC with her new FABULOUS Louis Vittuon Manhattan bag.

She's got the right people working for her - Happy Birthday Maria.

Tennis star Maria Sharapova turned 18 and if you were lucky enough to win the trip to celebrate with her in NYC, then you could have hung out with Lindsay Lohan, Adam Levine from Maroon 5, Fergie, Fonzworth Bentley and more. If you were really lucky like Lindsay, you were given the latest IT phone, the black Motorola Razr. Looks like Nicki Hilton's phone is so last week.

Renee Zelwegger is no longer a brunette or a most recent red head - she is back to her old ways - a blonde. She sported her new look this weekend at a breast cancer benefit concert in LA. The show called, What a Pair! 3, features songs from Broadway musicals performed in pairs by the likes of Olivia Newton-John, Rita Wilson, Taylor Dane, and more.

From the looks of it she may be dating The Bachelor since she is carrying a single red rose. Maybe she has a new beau to match her new shade to???

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles finally made things official after 30 years. Congrats to the happy couple. Good luck to the Queen and her grandsons as they get used to this new family member. Look at Camilla in her big hat practicing her royal wave.

Looks like baseball in Boston is back to its losing streak. Fever Pitch came in third this weekend with only an estimated $13M. Apparently baseball movies don't typically open up very strong and Jimmy Fallon may be second-guessing his retirement from SNL.

Jimmy, Drew and Justin acted in a skit this weekend on SNL to help out friend Cameron Diaz. It was not that funny but worth the extra air time this weekend to try to remind viewers they had a movie premiering (in case you missed all the press earlier in the week). Following Jimmy's other horrible movie, Taxi, he may be getting nervous. He also did an awkward guest appearance on the Weekend Update with Tina Fey.

So that means Sahara won the weekend slot with $18.5M in ticket sales. Looks like all the driving around the country in an RV made Middle America happy. Box Office Mojo reports that markets that Matthew drove through to promote the movie did well - so the drive was well worth it. Guess he'll be playing his bongos some more this weekend. This is also the first weekend a popular off-screen romance actually won the weekend (no Bennifer backlash for MattPene)

In second place was Sin City with $14M. Overall, America did not spend too much time at the movies this weekend - maybe the weather was too nice as spring was in full effect this weekend all over the country.