I mean seriously, Britney is trying to be a great step mom and here she is carrying Kori into some office building. Hello Kevin - look at your wife - she is growing - her tummy is getting bigger each day - her back is probably going to start hurting soon - and yet you still are not offering any help in carrying your own daughter?

I just wonder what life would be like if Justin and Britney were still together?

Not sure how she does it, but she seems to be everywhere. Whether its a quick rendezvous with Brad or in Pakistan continuing her duties as the Goodwill Ambassador for the UN, she is making everyone around her real happy.

Penelope was hanging with her mom in Madrid. I never realized it before, but she sure has a lot of the same features as Ms. Holmes. And what a cool phone - I gotta find out what that is.

It seems Ms Holmes is skipped out on her planned MET appearance because of all the press her and Tommy received. She was supposed to attend the MET event as a guest of designer Carolina Herrera, but according to her spokesperson who told the New York Daily News, "Katie loves Mrs. Herrera. But after returning from abroad, she was extremely overwhelmed with what is happening in her life right now."

I think it had something to do with the poor ugly mouth marks, or maybe because Tom's ex, Nicole was also there. Either way, Katie we hope you make more appearances since you should be a bigger star – we always loves you as Joey Potter.

By the way, for all you Batman fans, there will be a special 8 minute preview on the May 18th Smallville season finale.

I have abandon writing reviews of this show because I got really behind once it moved to Thursday night and when I was traveling. So now that I am caught up, I have to say I think they did a fabulous job casting. The Director got to include his family in small parts, and that made him happy, and then they also got some C/D-list celebs - some of which are up and coming and some of which just have a special place in my heart.

So for the up and coming actors, Krista Allen (Clooney’s ex), Navi Rawat (Theresa from The O.C. and now on Numb3rs), and Jenny Wade (from MTV's Undressed and has 7 projects coming out or in the works in 2005 including Monster-In Law).

Those close to my heart - Henry Rollins who went to my high school (but way before I got there) - Go Bullis, and Mr Balthazar Getty. He's no Sean Penn as far as talent, and he's not quite Tom Cruise when it comes to looks, but ever since Lord of the Flies, he has had a special place in my heart.

Click here to see the full cast.

Now that the filming has wrapped, PG will be taping post-production. Hope something exciting happens tonight. The show has been interesting (and better than other seasons) but it still lacks something. Also the HP and Honda placement needs to be toned down. Enough already - we get it.

Amazon.com has the book I need this weekend. Written by Steven Johnson - he is the mastermind behind the NY Times Magazine article where he declared that TV makes us smarter.

I love this man and the way he thinks. For all you pop culture junkies, this book helps justify the many hours you spend watching TV, reading magazines, playing video games etc. It actually makes you smarter.

How Mariah beat Nicole
Page Six tells all.

PopBitch reports that Christina is hiding something. Check out their blurb:

The scary face of Christina
What's really under Aguilera's make-up?

Christina Aguilera's current team of
stylists have been instructed that they are
never allowed to enter her room
unless she has full make up on.
What's she hiding?

Here she is at the 50th anniversary celebration of Disneyland. You can see more pics of the event at The Greek Princess. Other celebs included Teri Hatcher and James Denton.

It does seem that she is always overdone when it comes to the makeup. She needs a makeunder.

Unlike any other so far - this one is for the motorcycle. It is super sexy with strippers and all. But most importantly it showcases the BMW bike. The story is not as good as the past BMW films, but it still makes me excited to see what's next.

Check out the movie here.

I'm amazed that this is the first time I have seen this dog actually walking. Paris needs some more work because anyone who has time to dress their dog like that has too much time and money.

And her hair, I know the pics is a day old, but isn't that the weird look she wore to her premiere. She must have slept on a satin pillowcase to keep the look an extra day - or maybe she was too scared to touch her own hair since half if it is fake extensions.

Whatever, I’m just happy to see her dog knows how to walk.

In other Paris news, she was on The View today talking about House of Wax. She talks about the love of her life, Paris. She says they are living together (even though she is never home), and she loves him since she knows he does not want anything from her (money, fame etc). You would think she would learn to not talk about her personal life but she continues on to say, "It's very serious. We're so in love. We are going to get married, and have kids and be together - we're soul mates - I'm so happy.... (Mom and Dad) love him....we talk about it(marriage) - it's going to be huge.... I know he's the one. He calls me Princess and I call him, Babalumac" At least I think that is what she said - it was hard to hear what she calls him but whatever.... blah blah blah....