Every once in a while pictures roll around for which I am at a creative loss. It is times like these when I like to hand the reins over to you, trusty users, because reading all the comments all day long I see just how hilarious you all are. Seriously, LOL. So, here is Paris staring at a Malibu Taco Bell! As always, the funniest comment (narrowed down by myself and Pop, chosen by poll) will win a sweet piece of Sugar Swag. Now comment away!

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Now that JT is back in the states, Madonna can get back to her other passions, like taking care of her family and working out. Fitness has always been a huge part of her life, just check out these insane then and now pics of her running. As for her home life, things will probably be a bit more stressful than the gym for the next month or so - Madonna and Guy will be getting a visit from the head of child welfare services in Malawi to check on David Banda. The official will stay with the family for up to 5 days and his assessment will determine whether or not Madge can permanently adopt David, based on whether or not her lifestyle affects him psychologically. Growing up in the limelight can't be easy for any celebrity baby, but we're keeping our fingers crossed that Madonna will be able to keep the little one she obviously loves so much.

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Adam Sandler kept it casual on his way into Late Night with David Letterman yesterday afternoon. He was accompanied by his amazingly adorable snort factory, Matzoh Ball, who acted as Adam's cohost on the show when he was filling in for Dave a few months back. Last night Adam was back in the guest seat talking about his new movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, which I caught a screening of last night. I'll reserve my thoughts for my review on Buzz this Friday, but I will say that despite my love for Adam I was pretty wary going into the theater. What do you think, does Chuck & Larry strike you as offensive?

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Jared Leto has been known as a guyliner wearing (tell us how you really feel about that trend) angst filled musician these days; however, the man we used to swoon over may be making his way back to us. While we all know the beloved Jordan Catalano is forever dead, Jared has been cast in a new romantic comedy called Mr. Nobody. The movie will start filming very soon, which explains this recent haircut that is slowly bringing hot Jared back. Hallelujah - bring it on!

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We've been hoping for the Winona Ryder comeback for a while, eagerly checking in on her making her movies (I'm especially excited about The Ten) and keeping track of her appearances. Judging from the August cover of Vogue, Miss Winona may be ready for her next big break. I must say, I love it! But first, she's got a few things to say about that whole infamous shoplifting incident. In her words:

"The attention was what was embarrassing. It was the December after Sept. 11. … So much attention was being paid to me, when we had just been attacked, and there was all this really important news going on. Two months prior to that, I broke my arm in two places, and the doctor … was giving me a lot of stuff (Oxycodone, not to be confused with OxyContin), and I was taking it at first to get through the pain. And then there was this weird point when you don't know if you are in pain but you're taking it. Have you ever taken painkillers? It isn't a reckless (state), like you're out of your head. It's just confusion."

As I said, I'm excited for the comeback, but I'm hoping she's not forced to rehash this in every interview along the way. I'd much rather hear her reminisce about Heathers or Mermaids, right?

You didn't think we'd let a whole day go by without bringing you some David pictures did you? While Posh was watching the boys play soccer, Becks was doing the same, providing us with some Manjoyment on the sidelines of the Galaxy game. The family is still adjusting to LA, and even though they've moved into their new digs, there's always room for improvement - they even want to immortalize those hot hot W magazine scans. Victoria said,

"We've ordered some of those shots to have blown up. David especially likes the one of me writhing on the bonnet. We were both so happy with the pictures. Even though the poses were quite risque we felt totally at ease."

Those pics are definitely not what you'd usually see hanging over the fireplace, but nobody ever said the Beckhams were normal. Can you imagine what their grandchildren will say when they see those shots?

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Hayden Christensen looked a little, okay a lot, like a mess arriving into LAX yesterday morning, but cleaned up nice by the time he was ready to hit the town for the night. Seriously though, I'm just surprised that while wandering the airport no one tried to throw him some change in that second hat. He is quite a chameleon (Exhibit A, Exhibit B), so I just can't decide whether he is hot or not. I'm also wondering about his so-called relationship with Rachel considering it looks like he spent his first night back in LA sans the R-Bils. Though, she was doing a little lin-ger-ie shopping...so who knows...maybe there was a late night rendezvous.

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It's official. I have a new obsession. The super cute Zachary Levi is coming to NBC on Monday nights and my TiVo is already set. Chuck is by far my favorite new NBC series. It is created by another favorite, Josh Schwartz (he did a little thing we LOVED called The O.C.). We are still holding out that the now saucy Rachel Bilson will somehow join this cast to make the ultimate best show EVER but Zach was so entertaining that I am warning you now, I will be writing about him a lot. He's a more suburban version of Seth Cohen in a show that is a cross between Alias and The Office (do I have your attention yet?). Oh and did I mention the adorable Zachary Levi is the title character?!? The Less Then Perfect actor (yeah, I never saw that ABC show either) looks better than ever. He shared his inner geek gaming obsession, which includes this hilarious story - click here for more.

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• Courtney Love is living on a sprayer - Pink is the New Blog
• Hilary Duff gets sexy onstage in black leather - Egotastic
• Jaime Pressly sounds pretty crazy - D-Listed
• Kirsten Dunst must have Wayfarers in every color - Just Jared
• Inside a Clay Aiken concert - cityrag
• David Beckham lends Victoria a helping hand - IDLYITW
• Carmen still rocks the boots in the summertime - Hollywood Tuna
• Tony Parker would rather wear an NBA ring than a wedding ring - Hollywood Rag
• Oprah's doggie heartbreak - popbytes
• What is your favorite summer movie so far? - BuzzSugar