20 Trials and Tribulations of Being the Ultimate Klutz

Updated on Nov 12, 2015 at 6:30 PM

Being an extreme klutz is rough, people. Take it from me — not a day goes by that I don't fall, spill, or break something. Someone needs to wrap me in yellow caution tape, because I'm a walking safety hazard to mankind. My co-workers, friends, and family applaud me if I don't have a stain on my shirt by the end of the day. I often look at the ground when I walk so that I don't miss a crack I'll probably trip on. I could go on, but the point is, I know there are other people out there who also suffer from chronic klutziness. Keep reading to find out what we butterfingers go through on a daily basis.

You spill on every single article of clothing.

Half the time you don't even know you're spilling.

Physical activity is downright dangerous for you.

It's hard to take you seriously in an argument.

Chopsticks are the most terrifying utensils ever.

Sharp objects make you extremely nervous too.

Your friends are used to regular tripping and falling incidents.

First dates often end in a disastrous fall or spill.

People think you're drunk when you're (usually) not.

You might as well have a hole in your lip, because consuming liquid is next to impossible.

"Relaxing" is not a thing because there's a 100 percent chance you'll have to get up and clean a mess.

When buying clothes, "tripability" is a feature you consider.

You have a high pain tolerance. You built it up your entire life.

Being cool and chic is not possible. Ever.

You have actually accidentally punched yourself.

Light poles are your worst enemy.

Only you suffer from the most horrific wardrobe malfunctions.

Nobody is more annoyed with your lack of coordination than you.

Sometimes your friends wish they could just push you in a stroller. It would be easier on them.

Luckily, the true friends stick around and laugh with you about your hazardous ways.