Signs You're a Klutz
20 Trials and Tribulations of Being the Ultimate Klutz
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Being an extreme klutz is rough, people. Take it from me — not a day goes by that I don't fall, spill, or break something. Someone needs to wrap me in yellow caution tape, because I'm a walking safety hazard to mankind. My co-workers, friends, and family applaud me if I don't have a stain on my shirt by the end of the day. I often look at the ground when I walk so that I don't miss a crack I'll probably trip on. I could go on, but the point is, I know there are other people out there who also suffer from chronic klutziness. Keep reading to find out what we butterfingers go through on a daily basis.
1 You spill on every single article of clothing.
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2 Half the time you don't even know you're spilling.
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3 Physical activity is downright dangerous for you.
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4 It's hard to take you seriously in an argument.
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5 Chopsticks are the most terrifying utensils ever.
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6 Sharp objects make you extremely nervous too.
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7 Your friends are used to regular tripping and falling incidents.
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8 First dates often end in a disastrous fall or spill.
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9 People think you're drunk when you're (usually) not.
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10 You might as well have a hole in your lip, because consuming liquid is next to impossible.
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11 "Relaxing" is not a thing because there's a 100 percent chance you'll have to get up and clean a mess.
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12 When buying clothes, "tripability" is a feature you consider.
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13 You have a high pain tolerance. You built it up your entire life.
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14 Being cool and chic is not possible. Ever.
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15 You have actually accidentally punched yourself.
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16 Light poles are your worst enemy.
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17 Only you suffer from the most horrific wardrobe malfunctions.
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18 Nobody is more annoyed with your lack of coordination than you.
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19 Sometimes your friends wish they could just push you in a stroller. It would be easier on them.
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20 Luckily, the true friends stick around and laugh with you about your hazardous ways.
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