25 Signs You're a Basic Beauty B*tch

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Just because you don't wear Uggs or have an apple-picking date planned doesn't mean you're off the hook. You may be a Basic Beauty B*tch — and not even know it yet! For those who haven't been paying attention to the recently coined phrase that's winning the Internet right now, a Basic B*tch is defined as an extra-regular female. And just like there are subcultures of people, there are divisions within the Basic B*tch community — one of them being the Basic Beauty B*tch. Not sure if you're guilty? Read on (at your own risk!) to discover 25 signs that make you an average Jane. Source: Giphy

01
You Live For Pumpkin Spice #Everything
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You Live For Pumpkin Spice #Everything

Stop losing Instagram followers for oversharing your daily #PSLs and get your sweet cinnamon fix here. Ladies, GLITTERY pumpkin-scented nail polish exists.

02
Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes
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Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes

The hoax is up! He knows you got those red velvet treats from a box, and the "baking scent" in your kitchen is from those frosting-scented candles.

03
You Take Bubble Baths!
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You Take Bubble Baths!

That smell like cupcakes.

04
Lauren Conrad Is Your God
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Lauren Conrad Is Your God

Her entire wedding album is pinned to your "secret board."

05
#ManicureMonday Isn't Just a Day . . .
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#ManicureMonday Isn't Just a Day . . .

. . . It's a religion.

06
Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"
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Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"

You put the "T" in GTL. But like a beauty smarty, it comes from a bottle not the sun.

08
Often, That Scented Lotion Has Body Glitter
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Often, That Scented Lotion Has Body Glitter

And it's also from Victoria's Secret.

09
You Love Lip Gloss
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You Love Lip Gloss

It's usually pink. And smells like cupcakes. And from Victoria's Secret.

10
You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween
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You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween

You can wear braids and be a Disney princess!

11
You're Not Sure How You Existed Before Drybar
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You're Not Sure How You Existed Before Drybar

It wasn't pretty.

12
You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo
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You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo

Who even showers anymore? That's what Drybar appointments are for.

13
Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.
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Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.

You often wake up and think, WWMD (What Would Marilyn Do)?

15
You Want to Be Kate Middleton When You Grow Up
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You Want to Be Kate Middleton When You Grow Up

Pretty, pretty princess!

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And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie
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And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie

That's what all of the #ManicureMonday practice is for.

17
You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara
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You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara

Even before SoulCycle. Even though you leave the class looking like Lauren Conrad after a sad sushi dinner with Jason.

18
You Have Ombré Hair
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You Have Ombré Hair

It's trendy!

19
But You Wish You Could Go Lavender Like Nicole
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But You Wish You Could Go Lavender Like Nicole

But that's not #basic.

20
You Have a Butterfly Tattoo
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You Have a Butterfly Tattoo

Of course you do!

22
You Keep Up With the Kardashians
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You Keep Up With the Kardashians

Kim and Kendall are, like, really, really pretty, OK?

23
You Live For Bachelorette Parties in Vegas.
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You Live For Bachelorette Parties in Vegas.

So you can wear cupcake-scented body glitter. Duh.

24
You're Obsessed With Mason Jars
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You're Obsessed With Mason Jars

Especially ones with cupcakes in them. Cake jars = #brilliant!

25
You're a Carrie.
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You're a Carrie.

And even though that Tinder didn't ask you for weekend plans by Wednesday, he's still your Mr. Big.

It's OK: We Still Love You
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It's OK: We Still Love You

(We're probably basic b*tches, too.)