When it comes to pampering, we are full advocates of the "treat yourself" philosophy. Friday night blowout? Treat yourself. Upgrade to the spa pedicure (plus massage, obvi)? Treat yourself. But spending $1 million a year on beauty? Um, girl, you might want to reevaluate your life choices . . . and your savings account.
According to New Zealand news site TVNZ, a mysterious source claims that Jessica Simpson blows this kind of cash annually on lash extensions, tanning sessions, and laser treatments. If this is true, we're trying to decide whether we're appalled or jealous. Supposedly, she has a hairstyling team on call for a tidy $230,000 annual fee. The story also claims that Jessica has an eyelash professional come in and touch up her extensions twice a week (to the tune of $500 per visit) and spends $50,000 a year on bust treatments, including breast-enhancing creams and massages. We're particularly concerned about her alleged weekly $1,000 tanning habit — Jessica, we hope it's spray tanning! Finally, she sees celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak (who has Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga among his clientele) three times a week, which costs $4,500. We don't know about you, but we're kind of spellbound by these price tags!