Obsessed With Urban Decay
14 Signs You're an Urban Decay Junkie, as Told by GIFs
While I have been collecting beauty products since I was a child, it was Urban Decay (the brand's Lip Gunk in Big Bang, to be specific) that changed my cosmetic obsession from basic to badass. That one lip gloss turned me into a full-blown makeup addict. I hoarded the original Face Cases like they were made of solid gold. I begged relatives to bid on eBay for discontinued products. Guys, my AOL username was urbandecayjunkie . . . my love for the brand is serious. Are you a UD devotee, too? Read on, because these GIFs are about to speak to your soul.
1 When a new product launches, you don't mind devoting a whole paycheck to it.
2 You have every Naked palette — and get into arguments over which one is the best.
3 When Naked Smoky was announced, you lost the ability to function.
4 You'll drive to every Sephora within a 50-mile radius to track down a palette.
5 When you see a new product teased on Instagram, you've already committed to it.
6 You send cash to shady online retailers in order to track down your favorite discontinued products.
7 You feel extreme remorse when you try any eyeliner other than Urban Decay 24/7 pencils.
8 You felt a lot of feelings when it discontinued the Smoked palette.
9 You're confused when someone asks you what mascara you're wearing.
10 Your friends don't really understand your emotions when you miss out on a limited-edition launch.
11 You watch Mean Girls just to see a glimpse of the Marshmallow Sparkling Lickable Body Powder.
12 You've been a fan of the brand for so long, you have products with the subway token packaging.
13 Urban Decay's Friends and Family sale is basically a religious holiday for you.
14 If you ever met Wende Zomnir, you would probably freak out.