27 Cheeky Beauty Gifts From Sephora That Take the Words Right Out of Your Mouth

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While you might think to reserve funny gifts for the White Elephant exchange or as an inside joke between friends, who better to give a cheeky present to than a member of your own family? After all, they pretty much have to still love you afterward. Maybe you haven't always seen eye to eye on the issues, or maybe there's something that's been bottled up for years, but if you pick something that has a subtle side message and is also useful, there's no harm done, right?

Whether this year's holiday celebration will be happening IRL or involves unwrapping over Zoom, we found the best beauty gifts from Sephora that are funny (or punny). The words you can't, don't, or won't utter verbally are written right on the present itself — be it a hint of shade or a silly-yet-sappy sentiment you wouldn't directly express. And trust us, it's less confrontational than saying "BeachPlease" to your sister who's constantly dropping the "F-Balm."

Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the humor doesn't only need to be in the mind of the gift giver. Read on for 27 ideas from Sephora that are more than just amusing. I dare you not to giggle.

Ouai Chill Pills
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Ouai Chill Pills

You may not want to verbally tell your family to chill the f*ck out, but why not hand them this jar of these Ouai Chill Pills ($30) wrapped with a bow? After all, it is the thought that counts.

Kitsch X Justine Marjan Rhinestone Feelings Bobby Pin
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Kitsch X Justine Marjan Rhinestone Feelings Bobby Pin

Feelings, so many feelings. Sound familiar? Let the loved one who would agree literally wear their thoughts with this Kitsch X Justine Marjan Rhinestone Feelings Bobby Pin ($20, originally $29).

Deborah Lippmann All Fired Up Gel Lab Pro Collection
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Deborah Lippmann All Fired Up Gel Lab Pro Collection

Maybe a recent dinner conversation turned to politics and things got tense? No matter who got all fired up, slip one of the five colors from the Deborah Lippmann All Fired Up Gel Lab Pro Collection ($20) into a stocking this year, like the moody blue "Sorry Not Sorry" choice.

Goop "The Martini" Emotional Detox Bath Soak
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Goop "The Martini" Emotional Detox Bath Soak

After the holidays — or this whole year — we could all use an emotional detox. Even if your loved one doesn't drink actual cocktails, they can toast to 2021 with this Goop "The Martini" Emotional Detox Bath Soak ($35).

Armani Beauty My Way Eau de Parfum
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Armani Beauty My Way Eau de Parfum

Who's in charge of Christmas this year? Gifting this Armani Beauty My Way Eau de Parfum ($29-$126) is like a free pass for them to spritz everyone with a reminder of how things are actually gonna get done.

Pinrose Good Intentions Sampler Kit
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Pinrose Good Intentions Sampler Kit

The keeper of the peace in your family? They definitely deserve this Pinrose Good Intentions Sampler Kit ($25).

Together Beauty Wax Poetic Texturizing Wax Spray
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Together Beauty Wax Poetic Texturizing Wax Spray

We all probably have that one relative who seems to love to hear themselves talk? (Or maybe they actually make good points?) Either way, this Together Beauty Wax Poetic Texturizing Wax Spray ($26) speaks their language.

Bobbi Brown Crushed Liquid Lipstick in "Peach and Quiet"
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Bobbi Brown Crushed Liquid Lipstick in "Peach and Quiet"

Speaking of, it's not possible to talk while applying this pretty Bobbi Brown Crushed Liquid Lipstick in "Peach and Quiet" ($29) either.

Dermalogica Stress Positive Eye Lift Mask
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Dermalogica Stress Positive Eye Lift Mask

Depending on their mood, this Dermalogica Stress Positive Eye Lift Mask ($69) can let everyone know they're stress positive or encourage them to stress the positive. Either way, their tired eyes get a treat.

First Aid Beauty Hotsy Totsy Skin
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First Aid Beauty Hotsy Totsy Skin

Who wouldn't want a clean and well-moisturized complexion? And so what if you put the gift tag over the word "skin" in this First Aid Beauty Hotsy Totsy Skin ($16) set this season?

Foreo Call It a Night Activated Mask
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Foreo Call It a Night Activated Mask

For families that talk in circles but get nowhere, pass out these Foreo Call It a Night Activated Masks ($10) after dinner instead. (They work best with the Foreo UFO ($199), but other Sephora shoppers note the treatment can be applied solo as a serum instead.)

Kosas Keep It Clean Volumizing Mascara and Hydrating Lip Set
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Kosas Keep It Clean Volumizing Mascara and Hydrating Lip Set

Those jokes in front of grandma who thinks "darn" is a curse word?! Nah, remind them to stay G-rated (and let them look fab) with this Kosas Keep It Clean Volumizing Mascara and Hydrating Lip Set ($24, originally $35).

Sephora Favorites Give Me More Lip Holiday Reds and Nudes Lipstick Set
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Sephora Favorites Give Me More Lip Holiday Reds and Nudes Lipstick Set

Feeling too much sass from someone? Print "I dare you" on a post-it note and slide this Sephora Favorites Give Me More Lip Holiday Reds and Nudes Lipstick Set ($45) under the tree.

Olehenriksen Happy Juice Set
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Olehenriksen Happy Juice Set

Pop out to pick up a bottle of happy juice — like the alcoholic grape variety — and stop by Sephora to nab a preordered Olehenriksen Happy Juice Set ($69) for the total package. Cheers to them.

IGK Good Behavior Spirulina Protein Anti-Frizz Smoothing Spray
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IGK Good Behavior Spirulina Protein Anti-Frizz Smoothing Spray

Is it weird to just leave a bottle of this IGK Good Behavior Spirulina Protein Anti-Frizz Smoothing Spray ($32) sitting on the coffee table this year? It can surely smooth things over when things are looking wild . . . and is much better than handing someone a bottle of IGK Crybaby Anti-Frizz Smoothing Serum ($25) instead.

Sephora Collection Tough as Nails Deluxe Manicure and Pedicure Kit
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Sephora Collection Tough as Nails Deluxe Manicure and Pedicure Kit

Picking this Sephora Collection Tough as Nails Deluxe Manicure and Pedicure Kit ($20) is a pretty and practical present for anyone you admire for never (ever) losing their cool or words of encouragement for someone who fights to stay strong.

Wishful Thirst Trap Cocoon Mask
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Wishful Thirst Trap Cocoon Mask

Don't worry about the brash name of this cocoon sheet mask. Any family member who spends most of the day posting to social media would definitely want soft, smooth skin from this Wishful Thirst Trap ($9) no matter what it's called.

Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez With Gratitude Dewy Lip Balm
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Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez With Gratitude Dewy Lip Balm

Each shade of this Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez With Gratitude Dewy Lip Balm ($16) has a positive message, so decide who's deserving of the peach "Praise," clear "Honor," and plummy "Support," just to name a few words often left unsaid.

Inc.redible Feeling Cheeky Invigorating Bum Sheet Mask
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Inc.redible Feeling Cheeky Invigorating Bum Sheet Mask

They can save the drama for private time in the bathroom (and not the breakfast table) when they use this Inc.redible Feeling Cheeky Invigorating Bum Sheet Mask ($9) to crack themselves up instead.

Too Faced Damn Girl! 24-Hour Mascara
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Too Faced Damn Girl! 24-Hour Mascara

Your sister, cousin, or aunt who never shies away from speaking her mind? Say how much you admire that (without using your actual words) with this Too Faced Damn Girl! 24-Hour Mascara ($14-$26) all wrapped up.

Tom Ford Bitter Peach Eau De Parfum
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Tom Ford Bitter Peach Eau De Parfum

Why such a sour look? This lush peach-and-patchouli Tom Ford Bitter Peach Eau De Parfum ($350) should make things sweet again once it's opened and sprayed all over. (Hopefully.)

Too Faced Hangover to Go Travel Size Skin Replenishment Set
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Too Faced Hangover to Go Travel Size Skin Replenishment Set

Someone always have a little too much fun at your holiday dinner? This Too Faced Hangover to Go Travel Size Skin Replenishment Set ($45) lets them take that headache — and hydration — back home again.

Lululemon Selfcare Anti-Stink Deodorant
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Lululemon Selfcare Anti-Stink Deodorant

This Lululemon Selfcare Anti-Stink Deodorant ($12) will banish any unpleasant smells . . . and maybe even the stench of icky thoughts, too.

KVD Vegan Beauty Go Big or Go Home False Lashes and Glue
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KVD Vegan Beauty Go Big or Go Home False Lashes and Glue

Add a double dose of the dramatic when gifting these KVD Vegan Beauty Go Big or Go Home False Lashes and Glue ($20) to a loved one who lives by that mantra.

Kiehl's Since 1851 Ultimate Man Body Scrub Soap
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Kiehl's Since 1851 Ultimate Man Body Scrub Soap

Whether or not you genuinely mean it or it's a funny gift for a workout fanatic, this Kiehl's Since 1851 Ultimate Man Body Scrub Soap ($15) helps start each day with a clean slate (and body).

Nails Inc. Back to Life Recovery Treatment and Base Coat
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Nails Inc. Back to Life Recovery Treatment and Base Coat

After the holidays, everyone's going back to their real life, and this Nails Inc. Back to Life Recovery Treatment and Base Coat ($15) gives them a hand their hands a hand when the celebrating is done.

Murad Look On the Bright Side
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Murad Look On the Bright Side

There's no need to be glum; 2020 is almost over after all. This Murad Look On the Bright Side ($80) set brings a bright — and skin-brightening — message for a happy new year.