Introducing Smith & Cult, a Sassy-Sweet New Nail Polish Line

"Suburban Warrior is an opaque watermelon radish shade which reminds me of the combat vows I made to myself when I moved to the land of Stepford wives: to keep my unreliable vintage car, precious collection of jewelry from 7th grade (baubles and neons), and gigantic shoe collection. And to NEVER stop eating Hostess cupcakes . . . at least until next week."