"Lip Shit" Lip Balm Was Made For Beauty Mavens Who Really F*cking Love to Curse
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Just when I thought I'd found my go-to, never-leaves-my-purse lip balm that I'd use till the day I die, an unexpected product came into the picture and f*cked everything up. Enter Lip Sh*t: the lip balm that was basically made for potty-mouthed beauty-lovers who curse like a sailor. I randomly stumbled upon this under-the-radar lip product during one of my online shopping escapades, and I'm sure as hell glad I did.
Each Lip Sh*t tin features the most adorable illustrations and the words "Lip Sh*t" unabashedly plastered across the top — minus the asterisk. Made with a formula that includes ingredients like coconut and sunflower oils and beeswax, Lip Sh*t is hydrating and moisturizing AF, which is very necessary for those chapped Winter lips. At just $8 a tin, the stuff is hard to resist and makes the perfect holiday stocking stuffer for a pal — or a great treat-yourself type of gift!
Ahead, shop all 12 tempting Lip Sh*t flavors, and get ready to pucker the f*ck up.
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Black Cherry Papaya Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
You won't be able to resist licking your lips while wearing the Black Cherry Papaya Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8).
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Blackberry Honey Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
Your lips are begging for some Blackberry Honey Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8).
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Coconut Basil Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
OK, how freakin' adorable is the illustration on the Coconut Basil Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) tin?!
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Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
Pucker up because this Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) is about to make your lips soft AF.
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Lemonade Hibiscus Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
I'll take the Lemonade Hibiscus Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) over an actual glass of lemonade any day.
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Orange Mango Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
The Orange Mango Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) tin has a mermaid riding a seahorse on it — need we say more?
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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
Using the Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) is totally equivalent to getting your daily fruit intake, right?
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Raspberry Lemongrass Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
Soothing and tasty, the Raspberry Lemongrass Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) is truly a must have.
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Strawberry Rhubarb Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
The Strawberry Rhubarb Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) can help solve even the driest of Winter lips.
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Vanilla Cardamom Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
I can definitely see myself getting addicted to the Vanilla Cardamom Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8).
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Watermelon Tangerine Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
The fruity flavor of the Watermelon Tangerine Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) makes it a real winner.
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Wildberry Chamomile Lip Sh*t Lip Balm
The Wildberry Chamomile Lip Sh*t Lip Balm ($8) apparently "hits the spot," so it must be good.
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