The Bearded Man in Your Life Needs These Facial Hair Ornaments That Light Up

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Scruffy facial hair should be nurtured with special oils, washes, or balms, but ya know what else it deserves? To be decorated with Christmas ornaments for the holidays — and yes, this is possible, all thanks to one Utah-based company called Beardaments. The geniuses behind the brand previously made us LOL by selling teeny-tiny beard baubles, and this year, they've released a light-up version to take the festive vibes to a whole new level.

These spherical, glow-in-the-dark ornaments are adhered to mini clasps meant to be attached to strands of facial hair (or chest hair, leg hair, or really any kind of hair, for that matter). Each pack includes 16 multicolored baubles, six of which feature built-in lights that shine bright for all to see. Something tells us that if Buddy the Elf had a bushy beard, he'd totally rock these every day of the year, along with his green jacket and yellow tights.

Yes, we're fully aware that the idea of illuminated beard bling is downright absurd, but we can also hardly deny that Beardaments' latest creation would be a hysterical gag gift for any hairy-faced pal or relative — especially if paired with an ugly Christmas sweater. Keep reading to see more photos of the light-up beard baubles in all their Buddy-approved glory.

Behold, the Festive Beard Decorations You Never Knew You Needed
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Behold, the Festive Beard Decorations You Never Knew You Needed

Ladies, You Can Put 'Em in Your Hair, Too
Beardaments

Ladies, You Can Put 'Em in Your Hair, Too

See? They Look Totally Normal!
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See? They Look Totally Normal!

Scruffy Motorcyle-Riding Hunks Wear Them . . .
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Scruffy Motorcyle-Riding Hunks Wear Them . . .

. . . as Do Glasses-Sporting Silver Foxes . . .
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. . . as Do Glasses-Sporting Silver Foxes . . .

. . . and Yep, Santa's in on the Light-Up Beard Action!
Beardaments

. . . and Yep, Santa's in on the Light-Up Beard Action!