Um, the Oscars Gift Bag Was Worth $70K — and the Beauty Loot Will Blow Your Mind

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Wanna know the one thing more extravagant than the 2019 Grammys swag bag? (Besides Stormi Webster holding a mini Louis Vuitton bag while perched atop a $25K chair, because hi.) The onslaught of luxurious goodies every Oscars nominee went home with on Sunday.

Where the former was valued at a cool $30K, the beauty loot stuffed inside this particular show's gift bag is more than double that price — because there's no time like the Academy Awards to one-up the competition, are we right? With cannabis-spiked skin care, a voucher for thousands of dollars' worth of Botox, and a bath tool that looks like . . . well, another kind of tool, everyone's a winner with the Oscars swag bag.

Check out the products that ended up in the hands of Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, and more ahead, and remember: the holidays may come and go, but it's never too late to give a fancy gift to someone with a lot of money.

Nannette de Gaspé Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment
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Nannette de Gaspé Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment

Wait, this is not what it looks like! The Nannette de Gaspé Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment ($275) is actually a fancy bath soak for de-stressing the mind and muscles (and that's a wand to stir it all around in the tub, we swear).

Blush & Whimsy Limited Edition Magical Color Changing Lipstick in Oscar Blush
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Blush & Whimsy Limited Edition Magical Color Changing Lipstick in Oscar Blush

Blush & Whimsy Limited Edition Magical Color Changing Lipstick in Oscar Blush ($28), because it doesn't make sense to send nominees home with flowers that die.

Facial Rejuvenation Procedures From Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich
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Facial Rejuvenation Procedures From Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich

Chemical peels, Botox, laser, oh my — the facial treatments celebs can get from plastic surgeon Konstantin Vasyukevich know no limits (so long as it's less than the included $30K voucher).

Oxygenetix Foundation
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Oxygenetix Foundation

Nominees will also walk away with a year's supply of Oxygenetix Foundation ($66).

MZ Skin Gold-Infused Skin Care
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MZ Skin Gold-Infused Skin Care

If these celebs weren't feeling fancy before, they sure will be after using the MZ Skin Gold-Infused Skin Care line.

Kusshi Makeup Bag
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Kusshi Makeup Bag

Just what everyone needs when they KonMari: a Kusshi Makeup Bag and Organizer ($119).

Instytutum Skin Care
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Instytutum Skin Care

Instytutum Skin Care will be there for any post-Oscars hangover.

LeCéline False Eyelashes
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LeCéline False Eyelashes

Perfect for creating an award-winning smoky eye: the LeCéline False Eyelashes.

High Beauty High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil
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High Beauty High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil

Celebs will also be walking away with their very own High Beauty High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil ($54).

Organic Hair Care
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Organic Hair Care

Organic Hair Care, because this is LA we're talking about, duh.