The Hilarious Beauty Moments That Happened Backstage at the Oscars, but You Never Saw

OK, fine. It wasn't go to the touch-up station. The first thing Lady Gaga said as she walked offstage after winning the Oscar for best song was, "I need a drink!" This, Grayson explains, was all before any makeup touch-ups. "I've worked several shows where Gaga has won and she was a mess," he said with a laugh. "She gets emotional. But for this show, because she was a performer, she was able to bring her makeup artist Sarah Tanno on-site."

(For the record, Tanno said she used Marc Jacobs's Velvet Noir Major Volume Mascara ($26) so avoid any mascara smudges, so that's gotta help.)