Too Faced's New Volumizing Mascara Makes Your Lashes Look Fake — In the Best Way Possible

I got ready for the day and applied two more coats of mascara to my top and bottom lashes, bringing me to a grand total of four coats, with 14 hours between reapplication. I went off to a few meetings, returning home at 2 p.m. to write, and yet again I had absolutely no flakes. My lashes were still lifted and curled. Is my name Sabrina Spellman? Hermione Granger? Elphaba? Winifred Sanderson? Stassi Schroeder? (Sorry. You get it.) What is this sorcery?