60 Signs You're Obsessed With Beyoncé

Let's be real: your love of Beyoncé has been reaching peak levels lately, and you're genuinely starting to wonder if your fandom has crossed over into obsession territory. Not only do you follow everything she does, but you consider yourself something of an expert on her personal and professional lives, and you simultaneously put her on a pedestal and envision her as your BFF. When you're having a bad day, you look to Beyoncé for guidance, and the people in your life know better than to badmouth her in your presence (you are, after all, a member of The Beygency). You're also freaking out about her appearance at the Super Bowl on Sunday. Does this sound like you? Here are 60 signs that you are clearly obsessed with Queen Bey. Source: HBO

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You cried when she stomped on stage at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
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You cried when she stomped on stage at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

02
You cried even harder when she announced her pregnancy on stage at the VMAs, as if it was YOUR baby.
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You cried even harder when she announced her pregnancy on stage at the VMAs, as if it was YOUR baby.

03
The first time you saw her as a mom, you couldn't control the sobs.
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The first time you saw her as a mom, you couldn't control the sobs.

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When Kanye West said that "Single Ladies" was "one of the best videos of all time," you were just like, "He's kind of right."
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When Kanye West said that "Single Ladies" was "one of the best videos of all time," you were just like, "He's kind of right."

05
When rumors flew that Beyoncé and Jay Z were getting a divorce, you were like, "Love is dead!"
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When rumors flew that Beyoncé and Jay Z were getting a divorce, you were like, "Love is dead!"

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And when this happened at the VMAs, you were like, "Love is alive! Please adopt me!"
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And when this happened at the VMAs, you were like, "Love is alive! Please adopt me!"

08
And this is how you watched it.
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And this is how you watched it.

09
For you, seeing Beyoncé in concert is like a religious experience.
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For you, seeing Beyoncé in concert is like a religious experience.

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This is how you feel when you secure your tickets the second they go on sale.
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This is how you feel when you secure your tickets the second they go on sale.

11
With every hair flip, you feel new life being breathed into your spirit.
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With every hair flip, you feel new life being breathed into your spirit.

12
When she soared above you during the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour, you felt as though you had just seen an angel.
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When she soared above you during the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour, you felt as though you had just seen an angel.

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And after you see her live, you feel like a brand-new person. You can't even form words to describe how much you've changed.
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And after you see her live, you feel like a brand-new person. You can't even form words to describe how much you've changed.

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You start making plans to better your life and conquer your dreams. You get a gym membership and vow to drink more water.
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You start making plans to better your life and conquer your dreams. You get a gym membership and vow to drink more water.

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You cooked and cleaned for the premiere of her HBO documentary, as if she was coming to your apartment to watch it with you.

You cooked and cleaned for the premiere of her HBO documentary, as if she was coming to your apartment to watch it with you.

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And when she spit wisdom, you felt like she was speaking right into your soul.
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And when she spit wisdom, you felt like she was speaking right into your soul.

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You wonder how she knows the perfect thing to say to you at the perfect time.
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You wonder how she knows the perfect thing to say to you at the perfect time.

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You got goosebumps when she sang the national anthem at President Obama's 2012 inauguration, even though it was prerecorded.
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You got goosebumps when she sang the national anthem at President Obama's 2012 inauguration, even though it was prerecorded.

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And this was you when people said Beyoncé couldn't sing live.

And this was you when people said Beyoncé couldn't sing live.

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When she silenced her critics at a Super Bowl press conference, you couldn't help but love her even more.
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When she silenced her critics at a Super Bowl press conference, you couldn't help but love her even more.

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Even when she was a Child of Destiny, you knew she was meant to be a star.
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Even when she was a Child of Destiny, you knew she was meant to be a star.

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When she washed ashore in the "Survivor" video, you thought, "She is definitely going to find her way off that island."

When she washed ashore in the "Survivor" video, you thought, "She is definitely going to find her way off that island."

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She quickly made you realize that no, people AREN'T ready for this jelly.

She quickly made you realize that no, people AREN'T ready for this jelly.

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When she started her solo career, you were sold from the very first note.

When she started her solo career, you were sold from the very first note.

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People were upset that she was taking so long to do a new album, but you thought, "Take your time, Bey. The world can wait."

People were upset that she was taking so long to do a new album, but you thought, "Take your time, Bey. The world can wait."

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And when she dropped her surprise visual album, all you could do was dance and convulse.

And when she dropped her surprise visual album, all you could do was dance and convulse.

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You deleted whatever you had to from your phone to make room for it.
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You deleted whatever you had to from your phone to make room for it.

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Critics blasted the supersexy lyrics, but you were just so proud of her coming into her womanhood.
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Critics blasted the supersexy lyrics, but you were just so proud of her coming into her womanhood.

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Listening to "Blow" made you feel sexier than ever.
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Listening to "Blow" made you feel sexier than ever.

30
You considered buying a chaise so you could do the "Partition" moves at home.

You considered buying a chaise so you could do the "Partition" moves at home.

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Sometimes you're afraid to go to sleep because she might release a new album or single in the middle of the night.
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Sometimes you're afraid to go to sleep because she might release a new album or single in the middle of the night.

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You feel really bad for the artists that have to perform after her at award shows and music festivals.
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You feel really bad for the artists that have to perform after her at award shows and music festivals.

33
You've either attended or thrown a party for Beyoncé's birthday.
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You've either attended or thrown a party for Beyoncé's birthday.

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You've worn a belly chain after 2004.
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You've worn a belly chain after 2004.

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Someone says Beyoncé is "just OK," and this is your reaction.

Someone says Beyoncé is "just OK," and this is your reaction.

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You suddenly lose a tiny bit of respect for that person.

You suddenly lose a tiny bit of respect for that person.

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Someone questions Beyoncé's talent, and you just start counting her Grammys.

Someone questions Beyoncé's talent, and you just start counting her Grammys.

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People usually know not to badmouth her if you're in the room, but when it happens, you keep it classy.

People usually know not to badmouth her if you're in the room, but when it happens, you keep it classy.

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When you're having a bad day, you look to Beyoncé for guidance.

When you're having a bad day, you look to Beyoncé for guidance.

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At Thanksgiving dinner, you've sincerely answered "Beyoncé" when asked what you're thankful for.

At Thanksgiving dinner, you've sincerely answered "Beyoncé" when asked what you're thankful for.

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You look forward to regaling your future family members with tales of Beyoncé's greatness.
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You look forward to regaling your future family members with tales of Beyoncé's greatness.

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When Beyoncé told you to kick your shady significant other "to the left, to the left," you did it.
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When Beyoncé told you to kick your shady significant other "to the left, to the left," you did it.

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And when she said they "should have put a ring on it," you were like, "Preach."

And when she said they "should have put a ring on it," you were like, "Preach."

45
You can't even THINK about an actual surfboard without hearing "Drunk in Love."
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You can't even THINK about an actual surfboard without hearing "Drunk in Love."

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You've told b*tches to "bow down" on more than one occasion.

You've told b*tches to "bow down" on more than one occasion.

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And when she asks you how you woke up, you say "flawless," even though you really woke up looking like a bridge troll.

And when she asks you how you woke up, you say "flawless," even though you really woke up looking like a bridge troll.

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You think she made the perfect Diana Ross in Dreamgirls.
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You think she made the perfect Diana Ross in Dreamgirls.

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You remember her insane freestyle rap in Carmen: A Hip Hopera.
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You remember her insane freestyle rap in Carmen: A Hip Hopera.

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You've memorized all of Foxxy Cleopatra's lines from Austin Powers in Goldmember.
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You've memorized all of Foxxy Cleopatra's lines from Austin Powers in Goldmember.

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And you only saw Obsessed (in the theater!) because she was in it.
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And you only saw Obsessed (in the theater!) because she was in it.

53
When she posts vacation photos on her blog, you search for clues to find out where in the world she might be.
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When she posts vacation photos on her blog, you search for clues to find out where in the world she might be.

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You find yourself just wondering what's she doing and how she's feeling at any given moment.
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You find yourself just wondering what's she doing and how she's feeling at any given moment.

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You don't even really want to BE Beyoncé; you'd much rather be Blue Ivy, so that you could hang out with Beyoncé all the time.
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You don't even really want to BE Beyoncé; you'd much rather be Blue Ivy, so that you could hang out with Beyoncé all the time.

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You know what it means when she does this, and you always have to explain it to other people.
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You know what it means when she does this, and you always have to explain it to other people.

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You love when she shows off her silly side.
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You love when she shows off her silly side.

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And you love that she tries to be a normal person even though you know she's anything but.

And you love that she tries to be a normal person even though you know she's anything but.

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On a near-hourly basis, you find yourself wondering how the universe could put so much fierceness into one human body.
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On a near-hourly basis, you find yourself wondering how the universe could put so much fierceness into one human body.

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You're a lifelong member of the Beyhive, and you couldn't be more proud of it.
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You're a lifelong member of the Beyhive, and you couldn't be more proud of it.