Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have adopted a kid, but it's not what you think. The talk-show host took to Instagram on Thursday to post an adorable picture of their new family member — a puppy named Kid. Ellen is known for her witty jokes, but this might be one of her best. She explained to the audience on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, "I named him Kid because, you know, people . . . there have been rumors forever. 'When are you and Portia gonna have a kid?' So, now I can say we have a Kid. So it can just stop." Touché! Kid joins the couple's two other dogs, Augie and Wolf. See the sweet snap above, and then check out the pair's best moments together.