Most Ridiculous Goop Gift Guide Products 2018
The Best Gifts From Goop's Annual Guide — and by "Best," We Mean Most Ridiculous
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Ah, the annual Goop gift guide. Known for being expensive and oftentimes out there, the guide typically consists of gifts like a digital luggage scale for people serious about adulting, the nicest kitchen knives you've ever seen, a single white truffle, and — we mean this in the nicest way possible — a whole lot of useless home accessories. While the entire 2018 gift guide is a real treat to peruse, we know you're mainly interested in the most ridiculous gifts on the list. Here we go.
1 Goop Henry Gregory Antiques Mother of Pearl Antique Theatre Glasses
Do you see that in the distance? It's the money that will be missing from your bank account if you purchase these Goop Henry Gregory Antiques Mother of Pearl Antique Theatre Glasses ($340).
2 Addition Studio Marble Dumbell
Here is the Addition Studio Marble Dumbell ($100) for when lifting weights doesn't seem burdensome enough.
3 Surf Air Private Flight Membership
If owning a private jet is too costly, the Surf Air Private Flight Membership ($1,950 per month) is the next best thing!
4 Shine Papers King Size 24K Gold Rolling Papers
Burn your money away with these luxurious Shine Papers King Size 24K Gold Rolling Papers ($55).
5 WS Game Company Clue Luxury Edition
Who killed the innocence of Clue? It was WS Game Company, with its Clue Luxury Edition ($249), in the shopping cart.
6 Glacce Rose Quartz Crystal Straw
Eliminate plastic waste — but don't sacrifice luxury — with the Glacce Rose Quartz Crystal Straw ($68).
7 Andrea Brugi Olivewood Egg Plates
A minimal design and leather strap lend a chic look to this set of Andrea Brugi Olivewood Egg Plates ($160) . . . for eggs.
8 Darkfin Power Gloves
For the person in your life who really wants to be a mermaid, get these webbed Darkfin Power Gloves ($30), and oh my god, what the actual f*ck.
9 Mikuni Wild Harvest White Alba Truffle
The best part about the Mikuni Wild Harvest White Alba Truffle ($195)? It has to be consumed within three days of delivery! Ha!
10 Oru Kayak Bay St Kayak
Imagine giving the Oru Kayak Bay St Kayak ($1,599) to someone who lives in an NYC studio apartment? Just imagine.
11 Ring Boost Vanity Phone Number
If for whatever reason you're into that sort of thing, own the phone number you've always dreamed of having with the Ring Boost Vanity Phone Number (prices vary).
12 AHA Custom Lullaby Recording
Gift your baby the AHA Custom Lullaby Recording ($600) for when "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" just won't do.
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14 Uncommon Goods Butter Churner
Longing for a simpler time before modern tools and technology? Give the Uncommon Goods Butter Churner ($39) a whirl and see how long you last.
15 Four Seasons Volcano Helicopter Adventure
If you're looking for an adrenaline rush and you've got cash to spend, embark on this Four Seasons Volcano Helicopter Adventure ($39,500 for four), which actually sounds like an incredible experience, albeit a terribly expensive one.
16 Heretic 18K Rose Gold Fragrance Flask
The kicker behind this Heretic 18K Rose Gold Fragrance Flask ($895) is that you can't even drink from it, unless you want to sip on perfume. Where's the fun in that?
17 Village in Lungo, Spain
When all else fails, there's always this village in Lungo, Spain ($172,910) up for grabs.
