25 Questions We Have About Nick Jonas's Appearance at a Gay Club

1. OK, first things first, WHAT are you doing here?

2. We're not complaining or anything, just like, can we get a little context?

3. Why are you flexing with your shirt on?

4. Is that guy wearing a jock strap? It's totally cool if he is, just wondering.

5. Wait. Nick. Are YOU wearing a jock strap?

6. Too far? Sorry, yeah, totally.

7. What kind of cruel person unbuttons his shirt and leaves it on?

8. How DARE you pull that shirt closed?

So that guy IS wearing a jock strap. OK. Cool. Anyway. Back to our questions.

9. Dear videographer: why are you filming this from the back? We just missed an open-shirt flex moment, and we kind of blame you.

10. Nick: why are you hiding your body from the world?

11. Could you just . . . could you just hand that shirt over? We'll hold it for you.

12. Is this what you think stripping is?

13. Have you seen Magic Mike, though?

14. Are your pants going to come off at any point? Asking for a friend.

15. Dear videographer: why is this video sideways? We have to turn our head for this open-shirt flex moment, and we kind of blame you.

16. Does anyone know a good chiropractor?

17. How DARE you open your shirt, flex your abs, and then close it again?

18. Do you need some help? We could totally help.

19. Wait, did that dancer just do a booty drop in front of you?

20. Is that how you dance all the time?

21. Or like, is it maybe how you dance at gay clubs?

22. Who are you bowing at?

23. Can we have a redo of this whole thing?

24. Where you're doing like, a whole Magic Mike routine?

25. Oh, and can it be HD? Thanks.