7 Celebrity Romances That Lasted Way Longer in Your Head

Felt like it lasted: In perpetuity
Really lasted: Two years

Kirsten and Jake were the cute little indie darling couple that could. They began dating in 2002 after being introduced by Jake's older sister, Maggie. The couple later shared a $1.7 million home in LA and even adopted a German Shepherd mix puppy together. Alas, they split in 2004, and Jake went on to date more famous blondes, including Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift.