27 Times Jason Momoa Almost Burst Out of His Shirt (and We All Crossed Our Fingers)

Updated on 8/1/2019 at 4:43 PM

In a world filled with hot guys in t-shirts, one man reigns supreme: Jason Momoa, also known as God's gift to humankind. While we wake up every morning feeling grateful for his sassy sense of humor, striking good looks, and — let's be honest here — overabundant muscles, Jason's t-shirt collection probably lives in constant fear. Who knows when those pecs will finally rip the seams of a cotton-blend tank! Will his biceps one day shred sleeves with a single flex? The answer to these questions is unclear, but one thing is certain: we're here to appreciate the risk that Jason's shirts face every day. Let's give thanks by looking back on all the times his shirts practically begged for mercy.

When he wished his mom a happy birthday, and we thanked her (and his shirt) for giving a gift to humanity.

This gray tee is practically screaming "SOS" to the camera.

When his airport outfit stretched thin, but our hearts were full to bursting.

At a comic convention when he acted like a big kid, and we imagined him raising ours.

When he hung out with friends and gave t-shirt sleeves — but not our hearts — a break.

During this press conference, when a vest was all that stood between his shirt and certain destruction.

When this red printed tee begged him to stop lifting weights.

That time when he wore a boys t-shirt, but he looked ALL man.

Shout-out to the wardrobe department on The Red Road, who probably replaced this tank dozens of times.

When Momoa stood up for a good cause, but his shirt could barely stand up to his biceps.

If he flexed as hard as he was staring during this scene, that shirt would be toast.

When he dwarfed Mike Tyson, and his button-up tee took one for the team.

This red shirt is about the shade we blushed when we first saw him.

When this tank top had us at the edge of our seats with anticipation.

This shade might conceal his face, but NOTHING can cover up those arms.

When this t-shirt was spread so thin, we could actually count his abs.

This tight tee needed leather reinforcements to keep from splitting at the shoulders.

When he shredded on the guitar . . . and his shirt almost shredded with it.

We'd like to issue an official thank-you to the maker of this gray tee.

When we almost didn't notice a scantily clad beachgoer because we were too distracted by that tank.

This tank is so tired of his sh*t, it's not even trying anymore.

When every guy invested in a basic white tee in hopes of making it look like this.

We don't know who Cheryl is, but let's take a moment to thank her for this thrift store contribution.

This shirt fit his pecs so perfectly, it almost distracted from an actual shirtless photo in the background.

When he rocked a questionable mustache, but we had no doubts about the fit of his white tank.

Can you hear this cheeky shirt bursting at the seams?

When the buttons on this dress shirt begged to be put out of their misery.