We Need to Talk About Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell's Son, Wyatt

Updated on 1/2/2017 at 7:00 AM

When it comes to Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell's adorable family, you're probably much more familiar with their oldest kids, Kate and Oliver Hudson. But we're not here to talk about them. Instead, we're here to discuss another member of their family that isn't getting far enough attention, in our humble opinion: Wyatt Russell. Usually sporting a lumberjack beard that would make Mark-Paul Gosselaar proud and a smile that we're happily blinded by, the up-and-coming actor — who is currently dating Search Party actress Meredith Hagner — has been charming the pants off of audiences in small (but memorable) film roles over the last few years. Whether the 30-year-old is making you laugh in comedies like 22 Jump Street and Everybody Wants Some! or scaring the sh*t out of you in Black Mirror, we can probably all agree that he's top-tier crush material.

Listen, we never thought we'd be into handlebar mustaches, either, but here we all are.

This photo says "Hi, I'm Wyatt Russell and I chopped down six Redwoods before I put on this suit," and although we don't support deforestation, we're here for it.

He's like the nice guy you lived next to in high school who plays every sport but still makes time for you even though he's being pressured by his jock friends to go drink Smirnoff Ice in a field.

In another universe, we're the ones making him laugh this hard.

Who doesn't love a guy who's close with his mom?

Sigh.

Just gonna go out on a limb and say he looks like the kind of guy who would drive around in a Jeep while blasting Kings of Leon (we call shotgun).

Do you feel pierced by those eyes? Or is it just us?

And he can sing?!

Aww.

*patiently waits for him to take over Hollywood*