19 Things That Happened at 1997 Oscars That Would Probably Never Happen Today

The Academy Awards will go down at end of February, likely providing us with a gorgeous collection of red carpet gowns, plenty of PDA-friendly couples, and some truly spectacular moments. It will be the 89th iteration of the annual award show, and although they're sure to be great, we have a feeling it'll be hard to top what happened at the Oscars 20 years ago. That's right — the red carpet at the 1997 Oscars was, as the kids say, f*cking lit. The dress code included crop-tops, t-shirts, and velvet capes, and couples who seem bizarre to us now were getting cozy all over the place. 2017's show might have Ryan Gosling, but the one in 1997 had someone legitimately dressed as the Oscar statue. There's no coming back from that.

Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise Held Hands
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Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise Held Hands

Fran Drescher and Salma Hayek Struck a Pose
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Fran Drescher and Salma Hayek Struck a Pose

George Foreman Pretended to Punch the Cameras
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George Foreman Pretended to Punch the Cameras

Jada Pinkett Smith Did This
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Jada Pinkett Smith Did This

Nicolas Cage and Patricia Arquette Were Still Married
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Nicolas Cage and Patricia Arquette Were Still Married

Barbra Streisand Wore a Sweater Dress
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Barbra Streisand Wore a Sweater Dress

Juliette Binoche Dressed Like a Velvet Vampire
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Juliette Binoche Dressed Like a Velvet Vampire

Dennis Rodman Smoked a Cigar With Vivica A. Fox
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Dennis Rodman Smoked a Cigar With Vivica A. Fox

A Teenager Dressed Up as the Oscar Statue
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A Teenager Dressed Up as the Oscar Statue

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon Looked Happy to Be There
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Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon Looked Happy to Be There

Chris Farley Goofed Off
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Chris Farley Goofed Off

Jonathon Lipnicki Hung Out at the Afterparties
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Jonathon Lipnicki Hung Out at the Afterparties

Elton John Hung Out With Muhammad Ali
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Elton John Hung Out With Muhammad Ali

Celine Dion Danced on the Red Carpet
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Celine Dion Danced on the Red Carpet

Billy Bob Thornton Proclaimed His Love For ZZ Top
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Billy Bob Thornton Proclaimed His Love For ZZ Top

Claire Danes Wore a T-Shirt
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Claire Danes Wore a T-Shirt

Frances McDormand Got Silly With Joel Coen and Steve Buscemi
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Frances McDormand Got Silly With Joel Coen and Steve Buscemi