Chris Evans Might Feel "Invisible" With His New Mustache, but Fans Definitely Noticed

Our society has turned into a kind of theater in which truly vital news is obscured by flashier more absurd news. I'm speaking, of course, about Chris Evans' mustache distracting us from the possible end of his tenure as Captain America. We must be vigilant.

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) March 23, 2018