Someone Put Meghan Markle and Prince Harry on Swimsuits, and OMG, the Facial Hair Placement

Fascinators? Skirt suits? Gloves? No thanks — the only royal wedding outfits we're interested in are these Prince Harry and Meghan Markle swimsuits from UK retailer Bags of Love. Sure, they're far from subtle, and sure, the facial hair placement on the Harry version is questionable at best . . . but how else can we be expected to fully convey our excitement about the latest royal nuptials? In all seriousness, the wild one-piece suits are garnering all sorts of buzz online; people either find them hilarious or completely ridiculous. (But who says something can't be both?)

There's one major catch for anybody considering buying a royal swimsuit of their own: the suits, which start at $38 plus shipping to the US, have to be custom-made. You'll need to select your favorite photo of Harry or Meghan, then upload it and design your own version of the royal suit.

Check out photos of the eccentric Bags of Love swimwear ahead, then get started on your own before Harry and Meghan's big day.