Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillows Exist, and TBH, I Don't *Not* Want One
It happened when my friend texted me an Etsy link to a wine-themed sequin pillow. I looked at the pillow, feigned excitement over her purchase, and was ready to click out of the page when I saw them in the top right corner . . . Nicolas Cage sequin pillows. After gasping in horror, I cackled for a minute as I clicked through the various — yes, various — styles.
There's a pillow of Nicolas as Cameron Poe in Con Air with his scraggly, flowing hair, as well as general portraits of the actor from over the years and a particularly flattering Photoshop job. Ahead, check out a few of my personal favorites of these national treasures (I'll walk myself out).
Nicolas Cage Con Air Sequin Pillow
For lovers of the 1997 crime thriller, this Nicolas Cage Con Air Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is Cameron Poe's best look.
Nicolas Cage Mona Lisa Sequin Pillow
This Nicolas Cage Mona Lisa Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) combines fine art with the Mona Lisa.
Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow
This Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is officially going to haunt my nightmares.
Nicolas Cage Rainbow Sequin Pillow
Looking to add a little color to your living room? Forget green plants and blush knitted blankets, and go bold with this Nicolas Cage Rainbow Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32).
Nicolas Cage Sexy Sequin Pillow
The title of this Nicolas Cage Sexy Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is subjective at best.
Nicolas Cage Surprised Face Sequin Pillow
Behold, perhaps the most frightening thing you'll see all day — the Nicolas Cage Surprised Face Sequin Pillow ($36) with terror-inducing eyes and flared nostrils.