Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillows Exist, and TBH, I Don't *Not* Want One
It happened when my friend texted me an Etsy link to a wine-themed sequin pillow. I looked at the pillow, feigned excitement over her purchase, and was ready to click out of the page when I saw them in the top right corner . . . Nicolas Cage sequin pillows. After gasping in horror, I cackled for a minute as I clicked through the various — yes, various — styles.
There's a pillow of Nicolas as Cameron Poe in Con Air with his scraggly, flowing hair, as well as general portraits of the actor from over the years and a particularly flattering Photoshop job. Ahead, check out a few of my personal favorites of these national treasures (I'll walk myself out).
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Nicolas Cage Con Air Sequin Pillow
For lovers of the 1997 crime thriller, this Nicolas Cage Con Air Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is Cameron Poe's best look.
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Nicolas Cage Mona Lisa Sequin Pillow
This Nicolas Cage Mona Lisa Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) combines fine art with the Mona Lisa.
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Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow
This Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is officially going to haunt my nightmares.
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Nicolas Cage Rainbow Sequin Pillow
Looking to add a little color to your living room? Forget green plants and blush knitted blankets, and go bold with this Nicolas Cage Rainbow Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32).
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Nicolas Cage Sexy Sequin Pillow
The title of this Nicolas Cage Sexy Sequin Pillow ($26, originally $32) is subjective at best.
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Nicolas Cage Surprised Face Sequin Pillow
Behold, perhaps the most frightening thing you'll see all day — the Nicolas Cage Surprised Face Sequin Pillow ($36) with terror-inducing eyes and flared nostrils.
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