Who on Earth Gave Cardi B's Bodyguard Permission to Look This Damn Fine?

This just in: Cardi B has an insanely hot bodyguard named Price, and suddenly I'm feeling very much in need of his protective services. The world only recently became aware of this attractive member of Cardi's posse, as he was spotted out and about with the 26-year-old rapper multiple times during Paris Fashion Week, subtly thirst-trapping onlookers with every paparazzi photo snapped.

Bald dudes may not typically be my cup of tea, but Price is most definitely my cup of tea — and a tall, piping-hot one, at that. With a fierce, piercing smolder that could practically penetrate glass and eyebrows worthy of a brow gel campaign, Price is a total freakin' babe. Not to mention his impeccable fashion sense, featuring pants that always seem to fit juuuust right.

According to Price's Instagram (@price_services, in case you want to tap that blue "follow" button), he's the director of security at Priceless Protection Services, which we can only assume is his own company. Although it's unclear how long Cardi has been enlisting his services, we can only hope she continues to do so well beyond Paris Fashion Week so we can continue admiring his good looks. Ahead, thirst over all the paparazzi photos of Price we've been blessed with so far, then keep reading to check out some of his sexiest Instagram snaps.

World, Meet Price: The Internet's New Boyfriend
Getty | Marc Piasecki

World, Meet Price: The Internet's New Boyfriend

He's Been Stealing Hearts While Escorting Cardi B Around Paris
Getty | Marc Piasecki

He's Been Stealing Hearts While Escorting Cardi B Around Paris

Is It Hot in Here or Is It Just Price?
Getty | Pierre Suu

Is It Hot in Here or Is It Just Price?

He Protects Cardi From Packs of Wild Children
Getty | MARC PIASECKI/GETTY IMAGES

He Protects Cardi From Packs of Wild Children

Even From Afar, That Smolder Penetrates My Soul
Getty | Jacopo Raule

Even From Afar, That Smolder Penetrates My Soul

I'd Trust Him to Protect My Firstborn's Life, TBH
Getty | Christian Vierig

I'd Trust Him to Protect My Firstborn's Life, TBH

I Mean, Are You KIDDING ME With Those Cheekbones?!
Getty | Claudio Lavenia

I Mean, Are You KIDDING ME With Those Cheekbones?!

He Accompanied Cardi B to the Courthouse a Few Months Ago
Getty | JNI/Star Max

He Accompanied Cardi B to the Courthouse a Few Months Ago

I'm Pretty Much Convinced His Face Is Permanently Contorted Into a Sexy Smolder
Getty | Say Cheese!

I'm Pretty Much Convinced His Face Is Permanently Contorted Into a Sexy Smolder

He's Passionate About Protecting His Eyes From the Sun
Getty | David Dee Delgado

He's Passionate About Protecting His Eyes From the Sun

Let's Check Out Some of His Instagrams, Shall We?

Sheesh — When He's Not Furrowing His Brows, He's Even Sexier!

He Looks Unbelievably Dapper in a Suit

Here's Another, Because I Simply Couldn't Resist

*Struggles to Resist Making an Inappropriate Joke About the Number Behind Him*

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