Funny Oscars Categories 2014
Wait! We Have a Few More Oscars to Hand Out
We already know what the actual Oscar winners list looks like, but given everything that went down on Sunday night, we think there are a few awards that still need to be handed out. We're imagining a whole separate group of winners, one where Kevin Spacey gets rewarded for being an excellent pizza passer, Peter Nyong'o gets recognized for being a supportive brother, and Jim Carrey's face finally gets the credit it deserves. Read on for the categories we'd like to see added to the roster.
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Best Verbal Hashtag: Cate Blanchett
Best Plate-Passing in a Supporting Role: Brad Pitt
Most Unorthodox Payment For Pizza: Lupita Nyong'o's Lip Gloss
Most Enthusiastic Back-Up Dancers: Corinne and Jamie Foxx
Most Creative Facial Expressions by an Actor in a Presenting Role: Jim Carrey
Most Interesting Interpretation of Black Tie: Pharrell Williams
Rightest Place at the Rightest Time: Peter Nyong'o
Best Featured Sibling in a Very Supportive Role: Peter Nyong'o
Best Featured Sibling in a Very Supportive Role (Runner-Up): Shannon Leto
Most Enthusiastic Pizza Supporter: Kerry Washington
Best Literal Interpretation of a Nominee: Jennifer Lawrence
Best Supporting Shimmy in a Musical Number: Meryl Streep
Best Supporting Shimmy in a Musical Number (Runner-Up): Lupita Nyong'o
Best Pizza Passing in a Tuxedo: Kevin Spacey
Most Unabashed Pizza Acquirement: Harrison Ford
Most Upsetting No-Show: Andrew Garfield
Most Upsetting No-Show (Runner-Up): Emma Thompson
Cutest Couple That Isn't Actually a Couple: Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Best Adapted Moment to Belt Out a Solo: Darlene Love
Best Secret Reference to the Wizard of Oz: Pharrell's Shoes
