Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 5 Recap
What Happened on Game of Thrones This Week? 30 Seriously Insane Things, For Starters
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Major Game of Thrones spoilers below!
Warning: you might have trouble breathing after watching the fifth episode of Game of Thrones season seven, because it's one INSANE ride. Although "Eastwatch" doesn't have quite as much firepower as "The Spoils of War," it manages to squeeze in, oh, about a million bombshells. From the truth about Jon Snow's parentage and a jaw-dropping pregnancy announcement to the fact that a certain character is incredibly hot now, the episode is action-packed, to say the least. Relive each and every shocking moment below to help you prepare for what's coming next week.
1 When You Realize You Spent a Week Worrying Jaime and Bronn Drowned For Nothing
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2 When Dany Starts Showing Serious Mad King Tendencies
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3 When Drogon Roasts Randyll and Dickon Tarly Alive
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4 When Jaime Tells Cersei That Lady Olenna Actually Poisoned Joffrey, Not Tyrion
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5 When Cersei Looks at Him Like She Wants to Burn the World Down
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6 When Drogon Lets Jon Snow Pet Him . . .
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7 . . . And Then Daenerys Immediately Gives Jon Googly Eyes
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8 When Jorah Returns and Shares an Emotional Hug With Dany . . .
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9 . . . Which Jon Jealousy Watches, and You Realize There's Gonna Be Drama
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10 When Sam Stands Up to a Whole Room of Crabby Maesters
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11 When Varys Is Talking About How Dany Is Acting Just Like Her Evil Father
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12 When Tyrion Suggests Capturing a Wight and Bringing It to Cersei
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13 When Jon Announces He's Leaving to Capture the Wight Himself, and Dany Looks So Sad
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14 When Arya and Sansa Start Fighting Over How to Lead the North
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15 When Sansa Schools Arya in the Art of Politics
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16 When Tyrion and Davos Get to King's Landing From Dragonstone in .5 Seconds
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17 When Bronn Tricks Jaime Into Meeting Tyrion
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18 When Tyrion Opens Up About How Their Father Always Hated Him
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19 When Davos Is Walking Through Flea Bottom and Runs Into Gendry
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20 AND GENDRY IS EXTREMELY EASY ON THE EYES
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21 When Gendry Viciously Smashes in the Heads of Two Soldiers With a Giant Hammer
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22 When Cersei Tells Jaime That She's Pregnant With His Child
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23 (And You Realize She's Probably Lying . . .)
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24 When Davos Introduces Gendry to Jon, and They Immediately Bond
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25 When Gilly Discovers That Jon Snow ISN'T A BASTARD AFTER ALL
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26 When Sam Packs Gilly and Little Sam Up For a Journey to . . . Somewhere
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27 When Littlefinger and Arya Start Keeping Tabs on Each Other at Winterfell
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28 When Arya Sneaks Into Littlefinger's Room . . . But Doesn't Realize He Saw Her Do It
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29 When The Hound Casually Bumps Into Jon Snow and the Gang at Eastwatch
Beric Dondarrion and The Hound are determined to kick some White Walker ass.
30 When They March Into the Distance to Fight the White Walkers, and It's Not Looking Good
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