American Horror Story: Cult may be weaving one tale of terror surrounding the election and humiliated men and what happens when they lash out — which is scary in a pointed-commentary way — but this season of Ryan Murphy's horror anthology is also letting loose with a marauding gang of murderous clowns, which is scary in a 100-percent-OMG-nightmare-fuel way.
So far we count seven clowns on the show — if you don't count the politicians . . . ba-dump-bum! — so here is your guide to the clowns of AHS: Cult.