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The Funniest Quotes of the MTV Movie Awards

MTV Movie Awards 2014 Funny Quotes

The Funniest Quotes of the MTV Movie Awards

MTV Movie Awards 2014 Funny Quotes
Image Source: Getty / Jeff Kravitz

The MTV Movie Awards are Hollywood's most irreverent award show, with lots of unscripted and funny moments from its presenters and winners. Host Conan O'Brien had his own hilarious quips, but everyone else gave him a run for his money, too — see the funniest quotes of the night!

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien
Image Source: Getty / Lester Cohen

"I will personally send a dick pic to the teleprompter." — On the punishment for long speeches

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Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane
Image Source: Getty / Kevork Djansezian

"So far, this is going just like the Oscars." — The past Oscars host, on the awkwardness of his presentation

2 / 11

Rita Ora

Rita Ora
Image Source: Getty / Michael Buckner

"Please have your top off." — Making a humble request of the best shirtless performance nominees

3 / 11

Jared Leto

Jared Leto
Image Source: Getty / Frederick M. Brown

"I'm a good snuggler." — The golden popcorn winner, offering to share his tent at Coachella

4 / 11

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien
Image Source: Getty / Kevork Djansezian

"Nick Lachey, my eyes are up here." — On his sweet bod

5 / 11

Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill
Image Source: Getty / Jeff Kravitz

"Is he laughing? Is he laughing?" — Making sure his digs at Channing Tatum didn't go too deep

6 / 11

Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj
Image Source: Getty / Kevin Mazur

"Matthew McConaguhey, I got a pair of bongos you can play." — Honoring best male performance nominee McConaughey

7 / 11

Will Poulter

Will Poulter
Image Source: Getty / Rich Polk

"P.S. You look like a dorky Tin-Tin." — Reading a text from We Are the Millers costar Jennifer Aniston

8 / 11

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum
Image Source: Getty / Frederick M. Brown

"I got the dick pic. I gotta go." — Being shooed off the stage

9 / 11

Zac Efron

Zac Efron
Image Source: Getty / Kevin Mazur

"That was awesome. It was a little hard to watch, but it was awesome." — On Seth Rogen's kiss with his "mom"

10 / 11

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg
Image Source: Getty / Frederick M. Brown

"This is the you're too f*cking old to come back award." — Winning the Generation Award

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