8 Movies to Go See This Halloween

Kevin Hart's stand-up special is categorically not scary . . . unless you consider topics like the country's current political and social status scary, in which case this is actually the most terrifying film on the list.

Zach Galifianakis and Isla Fisher play a suburban couple who live next door to a couple of secret agents (Jon Hamm and Gal Gadot). It's a comedy, so you won't need to bring your blankie.

Despite being set on Halloween, Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween isn't the least bit scary. Then again, if you find Madea to be generally terrifying, you may want to skip this one.

Tom Hanks teams up with Felicity Jones for the latest sequel to The Da Vinci Code. Now that Hanks's hair isn't so bizarre-looking, there's officially nothing to be scared of here.

Ben Affleck plays an accountant who cooks the books for some dangerous people in this thriller costarring Anna Kendrick. You might get a couple of high-tension jump scares, but it's not a "scary" movie.

While The Girl on the Train movie may not live up to its written counterpart, it's still worthy for your Halloween weekend consideration. The story isn't spooky, but parts of the movie will give you chills.

If you're in select cities, you'll be able to catch this creepy film in limited release. Seventeen years after an entire family disappears from their home, disturbances begin to plague the house. If this makes you go, "Nope," you should probably reverse back up this list.

Finally, Ouija: Origin of Evil might be the only true horror movie in wide release this year. It looks positively freaky, so if you're willing to get your adrenaline pumping, this is your best bet — just don't go alone.

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